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[blastradius14]

I had a tree fall on me. But I was mostly out of the way and I could just duck a little more and get out. It had fallen on another tree and gave me enough time to get out of the way.

Getting whacked in the nuts with an unflanged metal mace. I did have a cup, but still. The plastic broke and imbedded the edges of it into the flesh of my legs.
In the moment before I collapsed, I wailed on his shoulder with mine, and he said his shoulder bone was broken and the shoulder knob or whatever was dislocated.
Strangely enough, I still participate in such events with armor and weapons.