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[esgmaster]

The Shadow of Armageddon.

The date is 2020, March 1st, Saturday, 4:12 AM.
We cut into a police interrigation room.
"Did you or didn't you?" shouted Thomas Elkson.
"No." said Ice Wolf.
"You're a LYING <censored>!"
Then Elkson hit Wolf.
"You know, for a police officer, this counts under brutallaity."
"Your skin was found on the victim."
"How could I have caused a claw-like wound?"
Elkson then grabs Wolf by the collar.
"I'm going find a way, and then I'll put your <censored> in a chair."
"Maybe he didn't." said Ian Fregson.
The door to the room opens, and two men in long coats enter the room.
"FBI." said the first one after flipping out their badges.
"Are any of you Ice Wolf?" said the second.
"I am."
"Carting him off to kill him?" said Elkson.
"No, we're here to escort him someplace." said the first.
"He's being sent to a facility to serve his crimes" said the second.
"GO TO <censored>!" shouted Elkson.
Elkson then threw a punch at the first, who flips him into the steel door.
"That enough?" said the first.
"Strange, why would he attack us Eyuil?" said the second.
"DIE!" shouted Fregson.
*BANG*
The one called Eyuil has had his brains splattered on the wall.
Elkson gets up.
"<censored> it, nobody does that to a officer. You'll be arrested as well." said Elkson.
"I don't think so." said a voice in the room.
Eyuil gets up, the hole in his skull easily seen.
"We're actually FBPI." said the second.
"Who are you trying to protect?" said Eyuil.
"Go to <censored>." said Fregson.
Wolf then begins transforming into a werewolf.
"<censored>!" said Elkson.
Elkson fires a 50. calibur Desert Eagle at Wolf's skull, splattering blood throughout the room.
Wolf finished transforming into a werewolf.
"Time to go Fifth." said Eyuil.
Eyuil and Fifth leave the room, and lock the door behind them.
*sounds of a werewolf tearing apart humans and various screaming sounds*
4:20 PM.
*the sounds have died down*
Fifth opens the door.
"What the <censored>? They aren't dead!" said Wolf.
"...go to..." groaned the torn Elkson.
"For your sake, you better have a location on the LA map." said Fifth.
"Ice Wolf, how many out of the 672 murders you have been accused of have you committed?" said Eyuil.
"That many?! I've committed 7."
"We're recruitting members for a special force." said Fifth.
"Will it serve my crimes?"
"Yes."
"Count me in."
"...what are you...?" said Fregson.
"I'm an ancient immortal, he's a ancient vampire." said Eyuil.
"...wait..." said Elkson.
"What?"
"...we want to join..."
"What are you?"
"Deranged killers, psychos who've killed hundreds." said Fregson as he got up.
"We've been set on fire, had C4 blow up in our face." said Elkson as he got up.
"Fine, but don't use this as an excuse to shorten your term." said Fifth.
"Great, we're using the types we were hired to kill." said Eyuil.
"We'll need all the help we can get."
The date is 2020, March 1st, Saturday, 8:01 AM
FBPI safe house in Los Angeles.
"Raining, and as black as night, in MARCH." said Eyuil.
"Calm down Mr. Gpwak." said Wolf.
"Okay, there is apparantly a large increase in kindred." said Fifth.
"Kindred?" said Elkson.
"Fancy term vampires call themselves." said Gpwak.
"They also have a large increase in ghoul-." said Fifth.
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Shots crash through the window.
"<censored>!" said Elkson.
*BANG* *BANG*
The front door flys off its hinges.
Gpwak pulls out a sawwed-off shotgun.
Several men with guns enter the room via the front door.
*BANG* *BANG*
Several men with guns (and most of the wall) fly out the room.
Several more men with guns enter the room.
"DIE <censored>!" said one of the men.
Gpwak drops his shotgun...
"Forgot to bring more ammo?" said Elkson.
...And pulls out a dagger.
"Suicidal?" said another one of the men.
"Tell me who you're working for." said Gpwak.
"GO TO-AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
Eyuil's dagger extends via a chain 10 feet.
Zombies enter the room via the front door.
"Everybody leave the building." said Elkson.
"Or we could do this." said Fifth.
Fifth pulls out a sawwed-off shotgun.
*BANG* *BANG*
There now is only rubble of what was left of the front wall.
More zombies follow.
"<censored>, this isn't worth it." said Elkson.
"There is 40 members of the group who made these, either help us or get shot." said Fifth.
Elkson attempts to punch Fifth.
Gpwak punches Elkson, knocking him 40 feet.
"Lighting Rain!" said Gpwak.
*sounds of 43 car explosions*
"Wanna join your friend?" said Fifth.
"Eek." said Fregson.
Wolf begins dismembering zombies.
A man in odd looking robes enters the street.
"<censored>! A necromancer!" said Fifth.
Then the zombies (and zombie parts) sorround the necromancer.
And then turns into a giant mass of flesh.
"...<censored>..." groaned Elkson.
Fregson charges the necromancer, who then punches Fregson and sends him flying 80 yards.
"<censored> human!" said the mass.
Wolf transforms into a werewolf and jumps the mass, who tears him in half.
"Say isn't that the weakest End of Life?" said Fifth.
"Yup." said Eyuil.
"Maybe we should have gotten Hellsing..."
"Do you wish to handle it?"
"Yes."
Fifth walks to several yards away from the mass.
"Who are you?" said the mass.
"Fifth Horseman, 3324 year old vampire, FBPI agent." said Fifth.
Horseman pulls out a chain.
"This chain is infused with my vitae, it is directly linked to my mind."
Horseman spins it around several times.
The mass falls apart.
"Now why do you need help?" said Wolf, as he pulled himself together.
"The strongest one is stronger than him. *gestures towards Eyuil*" said Horseman.
"AND I'LL KILL YOU!" said the necromancer.
Horseman transforms into dust.
Gpwak makes several hand gestures.
The necromancer is splattered.
"Magic?" said Fregson as he got up.
"The force of the air that came from my hands." said Gpwak.
"Really? Then what do you do for magic?"
Gpwak points his finger at Elkson.
"What are you doing?" said Elkson as he got up.
And then Elkson is engulfed in flames.
"Oh, and that punch wasn't full strength."
"What is your full strength?" said Fregson.
"Pray you never find out first hand."
Fifth regenerates.
"What the...?" said Fregson.
"Cheap trick to use on a necromancer who expects his opponent to die on a 'Unlife to death' spell." said Fifth.
"...hey..." said the necromancer.
"What?" said Fifth.
"...can I join you...?" said the necromancer.
"Well, as long as you don't backstab us."
"...alright..."
"What are you called?"
"...Saccade..."
"First off, nuke all your ties to the End of Life."
Saccade gets up and drops a symbol.
"THAT'S IT?" said Elkson.
"Didn't trust me."
"Foresight, or just plain hatrid?"
Saccade walks towards Fifth.
"...please don't tell me I'm below him..." whispered Saccade.
"Don't even know if he's IN the FBPI." said Fifth.
"I can hear you." said Elkson.
"So could everybody on the planet."
"Let's go."
The date is 2020, March 1st, Saturday, 1:12 PM
Another FBPI safe house in Los Angeles.
TV:"And in other news, several people have reported radiation sickness on the northeastern side of town."
"Shouldn't we check it?" said Saccade.
TV:"11 out of 38 have died."
"There's a freaking fusion power plant over there, it happens all the time." said Eyuil.
Elkson, Wolf, Horseman, and Fregson enter the room.
TV:"Reasons for this-ARGJSHJAGRHGJ!"
The newscaster begins having boils.
TV:"SOMEBODY GET SOME-AGJHKAJRHKUSU!"
The newscaster explodes.
TV:"The News at 1 is currently having technical difficulties and will be back right after a few hundred messages from our
sponser. *cuts to commercial*"
"Gory movie?" said Horseman.
"At ONE?" said (Eyuil) Gpwak.
"We do have HBO." said Elkson.
TV:"*beep* Hello citizens of Los Angeles."
A man in a black robe with a hood is on the news.
"What the...?" said Fregson.
TV:"You have 24 hours to leave the LA area before it becomes unsafe for humans..."
"it's already unsafe..." said Elkson.
TV:"Or you'll end up like her..."
Said man shows the head of the newscaster.
"Nuke the place?" said Elkson.
"Nuke something already nuked?" said Horseman.
TV:"Resistance is futile."
"I hate it when a poor grade villian quotes a poor grade villian." said Gpwak.
The date is 2020, March 1st, Saturday, 2:45 PM
GBS News studio.
"You wanna know why they call this GBS? IT'S GLOBAL <censored>!"
"Well, now it's Gone <censored>."
"Yeah, no <censored>!"
"Sorry to disturb your <censored>." said Saccade.
"Yes, but you have to take the 2 o' clock train to hell." said Fifth.
*BANG* *ZOON AI LA*
They dodge but it destroys the northeastern half of the wall.
Fifth turns around and...
*BANG*
Which causes his enemy to fly into the back wall, which melts.
"<censored>, YOU'RE THE NUCLEAR PROMETHEUS!" said Fifth.

TO BE CONTINUED