«

[angry axe]

you search the lizard mans body you see something shining around its lower bowels you grab it and in doing so it releases gas that makes you want to go to the toilet, you run back to the bathroom and shut the door you sit on the toilet, and unleash a massive fart that engulfs the castle and you then notice that the princess, being a heavy smoker has a still lit cigarette, the castle explodes the wizard dies but then again so do you. you do not live to fart another day. you then proceed to throw your computer out the window and in the heat of the sun it catches fire and the fire spreads to the house. you die, again