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[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Tulac@Sep 29 2005, 10:31 PM
You already posted a lot of jokes of this type in this topic, you're suspicious... :evil:

Yes mother... :bleh:

Here's another one (cleaner this time - but not much):
There was a truck driver by the name of James and his moto was - I screw all the dames! And he was driving along the highway, when he sees a nun hitchhiking. He stops and says:
"I can give you a lift sister, but I must warn you - I'm driver James and screw all the dames."
The nun gets in the truck and says nothing. After a while James stops the truck and says:
"Now I'll show you why I'm driver James who screws all the dames."
The nun gets somewhat worried, seeing who she's about to get raped, so she asks a favour:
"Well they mustn't find out, I'm not a virgin anymore. Can you do me anally?"
James does this little favour for her and after he's done he says:
"You see now that I'm really driver James, who screws all the dames?"
And the nun replies:
"Allow me to introduce my self. I'm homo Stan, who dreses up like a nun."

Works better in Slovene, the names rhyme (peder Bruno, ki se oblači v nuno).