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ADoM: Wand
Chinese: Ox
Zodiac: Aries
Blood: O-
Psychic: Shamanistic
Catholicism: Understanding

I never understood what was so popular with the Zodiac system; it was based on people who thought the stars were gasses that came from chariot wheels which belonged to the gods. One trick I like to do to such a person when they ask me what my Zodiac sign is lie: I'd say Libra, and when they say "Oh yeah, you're such a Libra" reply with "Haha! I'm really [sign other than Aries or Libra], you quack!", then finally tell the truth.

Ever meet those jokers who make financial decisions based on the stars and curse planets when they don't win in soda bottle cap contests? Odd bunch of wingnuts, I'll tell you...