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10-06-2005, 11:16 PM
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Hey guys, how about a jokes topic, or funny stories? U show me yours and I'll show you mine. LOL
Lets begin, players start your engines........... Get Ready......... Get Set....... Wait for it...... Wait for it........ Go !!!! Heres my first contribution to the lighter side of life: (PS. If u like it, please ask for more) Torpedo Ahead During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least they would die laughing. The navigator went down and said to the crew, "What would you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my penis against the table?" The crew burst out laughing. So, the navigator pulled his penis out and whammed it on the table. Just when his penis hit the table, a huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were the captain and the navigator. As they floated around in a lifeboat, the captain asked the navigator, "Well, the crew really laughed. What did you do?" The navigator then told him the story. The captain replied, "Well, you better be careful with that penis of yours. The torpedo missed!" :roflol: |
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11-06-2005, 01:00 AM
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    Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Irving, United States
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Welcome to the forum! Check out these links for more jokes
 http://www.abandonia.com/forum/index.php?s...ic=432&hl=jokes http://www.abandonia.com/forum/index.php?s...c=5226&hl=jokes |
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11-06-2005, 06:57 AM
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 Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Telford, England
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yeah, could you use one of those two? They are our official threads.
thanks  Ill just cose this before someone gets round to spamming
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