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[TheChosen]

Answer the questions in the test to see if youre a real man.

1.Aliens from outer space have landed in your backyard. They give you small, but very powerful device which is endless source of power and it will remove all the hunger and wars from this planet. You decide:

A. Give it to the president/leader of your country
B.Give it to the head-secretary of the UN
C.Defuse it


2.When youre a adult, the thing you miss when you where younger is:

A.Your immunity
B.Your idealism
C.New year fireworks

3.When you can kiss other man?

A.When you want to be passionate to other man
B.When you won the big one in a lottery
C.When the other man is your brother, and youre Al Pacino, and kissing your brother is the only way to show your gunmen, that this man has to be killed.

4.Why do you go to a funeral?

A.Its a good way to remember the dead and meet his relatives
B.Its a great time to think about immortality
C.Its a great time to tell a joke about a guy, who had Alzheimer diseace and a cancer at a same time.

5.When do you want to hug another man?

A.When the other man is your father and one of you have a deadly sickness.
B.When youre trying to save the other man with the "Heimlich maneuver" thingie.
C.When youre a professional football player and you just won a world champion, you can hug your team mate if you both have underwear.

6.What is your favourite pet?
A.Cat
B.Dog
C.Dog which eats cats.

7.Youre sitting on a couch and watching hockey from TV. Your girlfriend is sitting next to you reading newspaper. Suddenly she asks you that would you like to marry him someday. You say:

A."Im sure we will live together some day, but i dont want to discuss about this right now"
B."I love you, but i cant think about spending my rest of the live with you"
C."Oh no! Anaheim took a goal in the last minutes!"

8.Okay, youre ready to tell your girlfriend that you love him and you want to marry him, how do you tell him this?

A.You take him to the walk in beach, with the moonlight, love poems and all that.
B.You take him to a fancy restaurant and tell him after the dinner.
C.Tell him what?

9.You wake up in morning. Your wife is very sick and she asks you to take three kids to the school. What do you ask him?

A."Do they need gloves and hats?"
B."Do they already go to school?"
C."THREE KIDS!!!?"

10.What is the greatest invention of mankind?

A.Democraty
B.Religion
C.Remote Control


Points: You will get one point from each C-answer. A real man gets at least 10 points. You will get 5 bonus points, if you can tell the joke about the man who had Alzheimer diseace and cancer at the same time.



















EDIT: This is a joke.

[A. J. Raffles]

Obviously I'm not a Real Man (wasn't expecting to be one, really). I did get the five bonus points, though...:whistle:

[Kearnsy]

Its a bit off putting having to read "him" when refering to your wife!!!!
(No offence to you at all - I mean no offence!!)

btw. Im not a real man

[A. J. Raffles]

That's a Finnish thing. In Finnish, "him" and "her" are the same word.

[Nikson]

:roflol:
I figured out that "C" is the real man's answer after question 3.

[Kearnsy]

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Oct 29 2005, 09:49 AM
That's a Finnish thing. In Finnish, "him" and "her" are the same word.

Well that is a good reason.

You learn something new everyday!!!

[Lonely Vazdru]

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Oct 29 2005, 11:49 AM
That's a Finnish thing. In Finnish, "him" and "her" are the same word.

Oh, that's where that Mortal Kombat "Finnish him !" comes from then.

[SupSuper]

Originally posted by Nikson@Oct 29 2005, 11:10 AM
:roflol:
I figured out that "C" is the real man's answer after question 3.

I figued it immediatly by question 1. No Real Man would save the planet :bleh:

[TheChosen]

Did anyone got the bonus points?

[A. J. Raffles]

Well, yes. That's the only points I got.