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Laughter Therapy for Free
Laughter Therapy for Free: (In)famous and (Un)funny (Bad) Jokes, Nonsense Stuff, Pranks and Puns:
Now, talking about the review, no wonder the reviewer says the Hairys are so “mean”. I also agree, as I have a vague idea of why Hairys are considered “mean”... Oh, if you could borrow powerful characters from other Universes like Cartoons, Comics and Movies, I come to mind three powerful, invincible and Legendary Baldies. They are the legendary rulers of Baldo and gods of the World of Baldies. • (Lord Eggplant); • (Lord Egg Head ); • (Lord Chayote). Unfortunately, they are arguing over who is the Supreme Ruler: • Who is the most bald or the least hairy? • Who is the tallest? • Who is the most handsome and sexiest? • Who has the brightest head (shining and / or the wisest)? Those issues show the existential crisis of the Grand Masters and how they are restless and pulling their hair... May the Force be with them! Well, the war between Baldyland / Baldydom (aka Baldo) and Hairyland / Hairydom (aka Hairry) for hair tonic and hair implant begins now!!!
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The Qualities and Virtues of the Stinky Feet (Foot Odor)
Now, I will talk about entrepreneurship with great potential never explored by the start-ups... ($
We will speak of the qualities and virtues of the stinky feet (foot odor). I had an acquaintance years ago who walked the streets daily without wearing socks on the same tennis shoes. I had an idea suddenly and suggested the potentialities of such an unusual habit: • The foot odor could be availed in the food industry such as “natural” cheese / bacon / ham / etc. flavor; • The foot odor could be used in the winery where stepping on the grapes could result in a refined wine, strong flavor and slightly acidic aroma; • The foot odor could be harnessed as a natural energy source for lighting and cooking gas; • The slime from foot odor could be used as a “natural” multi-use wax; • The slime from foot odor could be used as a "natural" varnish for furniture; • Tennis shoes could be used to grow healthy, nutritious and tasty mushrooms; • Tennis shoes could be used to grow biological yeast used in baking breads; • Tennis shoes could be harnessed for research and discovery of new antibiotics against super bacteria; • The slime from foot odor could be used to investigate how the displacement of an object without friction works.
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My signatures
My previous signature before a certain Maiden Troll came to post nasty comments.
My current signature to respond appropriately to this Maiden Troll that deserves to taste the poison himself for his personal offenses. My future signature with only one modification. In case the Maiden Troll dares come back, I have prepared sweet nasty words to return his personal and nasty offenses. He is no match for me! “An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth”!
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