I drink alcohol and have been drunk, but not anymore. Driving your bike into a deep ditch, then having to struggle not to fall asleep on the oh so soft grass, then finally getting out of there and dragging your bike out of the ditch, only to puke on your sleeve when you get back on it isn't exactly my idea of fun.
I drink coffee whenever I need to get awake, although I don't drink it alot, or it'll make my stomach crawl.
I go out on the town If I have the chance and know there's something to do. The chance is that I have to get there without having to walk 40 minutes, and if my closet-gay oldest bro doesn't enslave me to burn this or that on cd for him, calling dad to it if I refuse to as I want to leave.
I look at naked girls Sadly enough, no girls gets naked in public in this boring ol' town.
I do watch porn If it's free, and just because it's a good laugh. It tends to get boring real soon though, even if you fastforward it.
I have stolen Candy from the closet downstairs... like everybody probably has.
I rarely burst out in anger Only when my closet-gay oldest bro blames me from something while it's his fault and doesn't want to listen to my arguments, just keeps repeating his same, invalid argument over and over until he starts yelling it. Last time that happened, I smashed the cup I was holding onto the table, shattering it, cutting my hand up big time (cuts're still healing, but the bleeding's stopped some time ago) When I do burst out in anger, I still try to restrain myself, but if they get me as far as that I can't even do that, I go totally berserk and it's best not to be the one that turned me into that. Luckily, that only happened once.
I've never used a fake ID What's the use? They're not uptight 'bout those things in the places I want to go.
I've used drugs 'bout four times in my entire live. Last time was in a bong from a friend, but as I'm not used to having smoke in my lungs, I caughed into it, blowing the joint and 'bout half the water from the bong out.
I tried smoking once No intention of sticking to it, just wanted to see what it was like. Asked a friend if I could try it, took a puff and caughed like there's no tomorrow. One time, never again.
I almost never lie The lies I do make, are to spare the person I'm talking to. Otherwise, I find it easier to tell the truth, as you don't have to keep the lie alive afterwards.
I never cheat On people. In games, I try whatever I can... even tried cheating games by opening their executables in MsEditor and changing random ASCII characters to others. You can have a good laugh out of The Blues Brothers that way.
I never had one-nights stands Because I never had the chance, nor is it what I'm looking for.
I think I'm living a Tom, partially, but either because I tried and disliked the other side, or just because I don't have the other options
