>Look at magazines
"There is a time and place and well this is not either. Ahead of you the small river is turning into a raging torrent, with a sinking feeling you realise that in your attempt to get this boat you forgot to grab the paddle. Further ahead the river stops being a raging torrent...in fact it stops being. The deafing roar is coming from this point."
>Use crowbar as paddle
"I doubt you could have used the real paddle to stop yourself from going over the edge of this waterfall, but in your last few moments you splash at the water with the crowbar and then the edge is right in front of you.
In a flash you are over the edge a large drop and rough water is all that awaits before you. Closing your eyes you hope for the best, you drop the crowbar hoping it wont hit you at the bottom, the last thing you hear before blacking out is a large splash as you and the boat crash into the pool at the bottom of the waterfall."
Inventory:
A flashlight (Working)
A hairdryer with power-cord
A leather pouch
A brass lock
A golden clam-idol
A dread fear of what the future holds
A plastic bucket half-full of Abandollar coins
A small loop of rope
A legendary sword
A stick of dynamite
An emergency tool kit
A magazine of young women in bathing suits
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