Time to translate the opening lines of George Orwells '1984'
Original
IT WAS a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him.
New:
It was cold in the April and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled her breast trying to escape the evil wind, went quickly through the glass door with a win ions, but not fast enough to prevent a cloud of gritty dust from entering.
not as funny as I hoped
