If you waterboard him, can I watch?
love ya Pete. *hides under a rock in Pakistan just to be on the safe side* Just do what Dad does: when he shakes your hand, crush it. Crush it so he can't use it again!
Nah... Psychological warfare, mate. Spend the whole evening talking to his left ear. Get his name wrong, they hate that. Sit smoking with your eyes half closed and nod and say hmmm to everything he says. Keep staring at his left ear. Whenever he says something truly selfimportant hook your leg over the arm of the chair to show how little you care
Silent communication and not losing your temper works so much better. Although if you do kidnap him and bogwash him remember to wear full ninja swat gear, k?
