Hmm... We could use more players.
Now Hiring: Unreal Tournament players.
Requirements:
1. Must be able to run.
2. Must be able to jump.
3. Must be able to shoot.
4. A knowledge of Rocket Propelled Buttocks.
5. Ability to tolerate outrageous downloads.
6. Must have knowledge of teamplay.
7. Ability to tolerate Tomekk's incessant ranting.
8. Must know that AS_HiSpeed can be beat in less than 1 minute. Too many people complain. :notrust:
9. Must know that being godlike is... not really your job.
10. Must have a knowledge on...
