Granted. Your job responsibilities are modified. Your new duties are as follows:
1. Receive a truckload of flattened animal carcasses scraped off of the highway the previous day.
2. Skin these carcasses. Remove the hair from the skins and tan them. What you do with the meat, bones, and organs is up to you.
3. Sew the tanned hides into beautiful curtains.
4. Evaluate strategies for synchronizing competencies in order to increase shareholder value.
Now get to work!
I wish I wasn't allergic to whatever it is in the air that I'm allergic to.
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Today is a good day for pie.
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