*Ian muffles his laughter*
Ian: Oh man! This is awesome! Fortis just keeps zapping himself LOL
Capo: The problem with that is... we can't capture the flag... or can we?
Ian: Hold on... *checks out magic toolbox* Aha! I found it!
*Ian finds 2 pairs of rubber gloves*
Capo: GLOVES? YOU think that WE can get the flag safely from Fortis using GLOVES?
Ian: What's wrong with that? Stunguns emit electric discharges to... well, stun. I'll see what I can do.
*Ian rushes to Fortis head-on*
Fortis: Hey y-*ZAP* Oww... Nevermind, I know the flag ISN'T with me! *ZAP*
Ian: O RLY?? Can you tell me where you hid it?
Fortis: Why should I? It's our flag, not yours! *ZAP* Ouch. I can't feel my legs...
Ian: I'll dismantle the turret and set you free from your suffering.
Fortis: Deal. They put the flag under me. Now can you dismantle this thing already? I've already been stunned for-*ZAP* 200 times now.
Ian: *Dismantling* How did the turret get here anyways?
Fortis: I uh... stole it.
Ian: There we go. Now you're free and we get your flag. *Fortis stands up and gives Ian the flag*
Capo: *In disbelief* H-How'd you do it?
Ian: Diplomacy, my friend. Now let's sneak the flag in. *Runs to capture point*
Fortis: *coming to his senses* W-wait a minute... Oh no! I just gave them the freaking flag! GTX isn't gonna be happy about this...
Announcer: Team Chosen captures Team GTX's Flag! It's now 1-0!
GTX2GvO: Huh? How did they...
GTX2GvO, Tomekk and Paco: Fortis!
__________________
yes
|