Careful. Daddy was in the army.
It looks like the dear Belgian grandpa is lonely. Shall we find him a woman? One who comes with her own soapsuds, obviously. *image of the Duke girl washing 'raider's car* Mmm. I don't really know anyone to fix you up with. Sry. I'd try Frodo, but she'd kill me.
And this thread defaulted to pron surprisingly quickly, although it didn't break the record. SlowCoder and other parents of kids who come here will kill you. (: