That's a good one, Ioncannon. LOL I thought that last part was pretty funny.
John and his brother went outside to light their first firecracker. John held the firecracker while his bro lit the match. The family dog was excited by the flames so much, that it jumped on the brother, accidentally catching them both on fire.
John looked on in horror as his bro slowly crumbled into flaming dust. Extremely shocked by the horrible loss, John stumbles back into the house. But, unknown to him, the back of his shirt has caught on fire. :evil:
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