[ianfreddie07]

*While walking, Ian steps on something*

Ian: What's this..? It looks like a machete of some sort.
*Ian picks up the machete*
Ian: Hmmm... it says... "Spare", so somebody owns a machete around here. But since I dunno who owns it...
*Ian brings machete into his quarters*
Ian: I haven't practiced my swordsmanship much. Better train on this dummy...
*slash, slash, slash then dummy is split in half after a spinning slice*
Ian: Rusty it may look, this machete cuts pretty well. It's a good thing I'm good with bladed weapons.
*Ian gets a soda and bumps into TheChosen*
Ian: Oh, hi TC.
TC: Hey Ian. Have you seen a machete around here?
Ian: Yeah, it's in my room. I picked it up somewhere.
TC: Oh thank heavens. Arete's been looking for that.
Ian: ARETE HAS A MACHETE?!?
TC: She's the only one that has a machete. Two in fact.
Ian: Then I'll go get it.
TC: Do it quickly Ian. If Arete gets furious about losing one of her machetes, she's gonna slice everyone except the Major to bits.
*Ian rushes off to get machete*
Ian: *running* I got it... *trips* Oh no!
*TC evades the flying machete*
*machete sticks to wall*
TC: Hey! Careful with those!

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