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Old 10-12-2004, 10:07 AM   #489
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It's monday, and mr. Smith went home hungry as wolf!
"What's for lunch?" - he asked
"Rabbit!" - responded mrs. Smith
"I loooove rabbits!"

Tomorrow: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"We had rabbit yesterday, but since I'm hungry...."

Wednesday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"Again?!?!? Well if you insist!"

Thursday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"You know I love rabbits, but don't cook it tomorrow! OK?"

Friday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"I told you not to cook it again! Don't cook it tomorrow!"

Saturday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"If you tomorrow prepare rabbit, I wont eat it!"

Sunday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"This is the last time I eat those rabbits!!!!!"

Monday: "What's for lunch?"
"Rabbit!"
"I loooove rabbits!"

LOL LOL LOL LOL
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