Write my last will, tie up personal loose ends, get my money together and buy some stuff I've always wanted to have. That'd take about a day. The rest of the time, I would get my dearest and closest friends together, get drunk and stoned and party my ****ing brains out. The last half hour I would spend telling everyone what I really thought of them. Then maybe 30 seconds of wise remarks about life itself, possibly even some quoteworthy last words, and off I go.
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