I am honoured to be able, on behalf of the VPSLA's High Command, to give these as a recognition of the bravery and determination to win, to these soldiers of our Glorious and Utmost Respected Victorious People's Shoutbox Liberation Army:
To Commander David86, for services performed under cover and Utmost Danger:
The Megaphone 1st Class with Pom-pons
To Captain GTX2GvO, for duties under even greater cover:
The Megaphone 1st Class with Pom-pons
To 3 Star General Lulu_Jane for bravely and with the Cause always as the Beacon leading her Most Admirable troops to victory after victory
The Order of the Megaphone 1st Class with Ribbon and Leaves.
In our ranks, there are those who went far beyond the call of duty, and fought vigorously for the right to shout, in the streets as well as in public libraries. For these, exquisite few, I have the greatest honour of announcing their promotions:
Commander David86. For your stealthy execution of your duties, and your enthusiasm in doing so, I am proud to promote you to Vice Shouter of the VPSLA, effective immediately.
Captain GTX2GvO. For your stealthiest execution of your duties, and your enthusiasm in doing so, I am proud to promote you to Top of Your Lungs Team Shouter of the VPSLA, effective immediately.
3 Star General Lulu_Jane. For your efforts made for this Noble Cause and execution of your duties, and your enthusiasm in doing so, I am proud to promote you to 20 Star General with Custom Composed March of the VPSLA, effective immediately.
And now, let us shout our Hymn like it has never been shouted before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL9xOLpwI0I
Oh, and tea and cookies will be served in the lobby now.