Since it seems that _r.u.s.s. cannot live without my "art" a new vernissage is arriving, titled
Scribblings.
First you get a magnifying glass to have a good luck, er, look:
Then, would you please follow the guide, Knoerg ... where actually is he?! Ah, there:
But beware of the dogs (or whatever they might be)! You don't know what a dog is? That are dogs:
NOW WHAT IS THAT AGAIN? Looks like a bonsai with root ball, a pokemon from the Galapagos Islands, a king of an one-man monarchy, a new form of Roman candle and, I don't know, a high-end manicured fingernail?
THIS IS A VERNISSAGE YOU GALAPAGAN BRAT! OUCH! DON'T BITE THE CHIEF, EH?! RELEASE MY FINGER! ... Where have I stored the plasters?
Can't find them.
It also seems that we can't find the artworks, I'm sorry. Please get on the transporter behind the unidentified person there:
No, it is not the Mitsubishi from
Wheels on Meals with
Jackie Chan,
Yuen Biao,
Sammo Hung and other
Opera Brothers.
It's the
Everyone's Home shuttle bus which will take you to your homes.