there is a site on internet of a guy who actually went through this, made fun of these people and odcumented everything. after a very interesting emails where he made them believe he is going for it things became a bit too dangerous so he notified the police about it. ugh if i could only remmeber the site.... it's really fun to read.
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Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
From The Lusty Argonian Maid by Crassius Curio found in TES3: Morrowind
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