I'm illustrating those^ :blink:
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Here's some famous Groucho Marx lines:
Some of his lines as Capt. Spaulding from "Animal Crackers"
Capt. Spaulding: I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather.
Capt. Spaulding: I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Emanuel Ravelli. Are you his brother?
Ravelli: I am Emanuel Ravelli.
Capt. Spaulding: You're Emanuel Ravelli?
Ravelli: I am Emanuel Ravelli.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, no wonder you look like him. But I still insist there is a resemblance.
Ravelli: Heh, heh, he thinks I look alike.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, if you do, it's a tough break for both of you.
Capt. Spaulding: [directly to camera] Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Capt. Spaulding: Regards. That's a fine letter, Jamison, that's an epic. That's dandy. Now, I want you to make two carbon copies of that letter and throw the original away. And when you get through with that, throw the carbon copies away. Just send a stamp, airmail, that's all. You may go, Jamison. I may go too.
Mrs. Rittenhouse: Captain, this leaves me speechless.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, see that you remain that way.
Capt. Spaulding: Africa is God's country, and he can have it. (he isn't racist >_> )
Capt. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Capt. Spaulding: [talking about two women] How happy I could be with either of these two if both of them just went away.
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