In Fallout 1 and 2:
You: Hey Cody(?) would you like some powerfull metamphetamines?
You can hunt and kill your own food. Even other children."
Dr. Holiday:...either i am a sucesfull killer or a fair doctor, take your pick...
Sulik: We and I have de hole goin' through de middle.
Phyllis: Well, welcome to Vault City, fellow citizen. We don't see many new faces around here. I'm Phyllis. What's your name?
You: If I wanted to give you my name, I would have told it to you, "Sy-phyllis"... or whatever the hell your name is.
Harold: Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though.
You: You farted Northwest?
From the website It-He:
(About Thief, the game)
IDM: Shouldn't you be hiding those dead guards?
JPM: I don't know. What does "hiding" mean?
IDM: It's when you take their hides as a trophy.
From the Lazarus ( The remake project for Ultima V) forums:
"It still amazes me how almost all fans of the game seemed to think we were trying to simulate literal butchery of bandits rather than just getting their trail rations. You people are sick! Sick!"
-- Ian "Tiberius" Frazier, Lazarus project director
"So.. Uhm.. Are we getting the trail rations off the bear, rabbits, and deer too?"
-- TheHawk, Lazarus chief evangelist
"Cannibalism is the Ninth Virtue."
-- Ian
JPM: "So what's the mantra of cannibalism then?"
IDM: "YUM"
Long post, but I thought all of those were hilarious
