[chainsoar]

I once got 5 paintballs straight into the side of my leg just above my right knee at close range once when the shoddy rented gun my brother's mate had went off. To be honest, I think he probably pulled the trigger once, but I doubt he meant to shoot me 5 times from that range. I almost won the best bruise contest, but there was a dude who'd been peppered in the back by my whole team as he lay on the floor. Anyways, my leg hurt like hell later, and the bruise was all purple and split open. Is that way off topic?