This is a silly ditty which in my view says it all about lawsuits.
Did the other kids laugh
at your 5 year old Emmy Lou?
Sue them for all they've got
Sue! Sue! Sue!
Did your boss forget
your promotion's overdue?
Sue him for all he's got
Sue! Sue! Sue!
We'll have a blast with judge and jury
Someone has to pay for these
in-
ju-
ries!
So come to court and don't oppose
Or else we have you paying
through
your
nose!
HEY!
Did you know the illusionist
actually hides the truth?
Sue him for all he's got
Sue! Sue! Sue!
When was the last time Santa
brought you anything of use?
Sue him for all he's got
Sue! Sue! Sue!
There's really noone you can trust
They'll cheat you flat but
if
you
must
We lawyers are a loyal bunch
to anyone who can afford to
buy
us
lunch!
HEY!
(Stop that song immediately, or we'll sue)
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