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Originally posted by The Good Soldier Švejk+May 2 2006, 04:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Good Soldier Švejk @ May 2 2006, 04:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-rlbell@May 2 2006, 01:54 PM
Fortunately, the child on my lap was still pre-literate.
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So What?
Why do so Stupid and Hide the Truth?
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I could go into a long diatribe about how I am not hiding the truth, but protecting my children from a great lie. Anyone who thinks the only point of sex is reaching orgasm, as the device implies, has a very incomplete and fractured view of the whole affair.
There is a large agreement that the purpose of a human's ability to engage in sexual activity outside of mere procreation is to ensure that couples stay together long enough for their offspring to reach adulthood. Pornography and masturbatorial devices distort what sex is supposed to be, and these distortions can prevent a man from ever accepting a real woman as a sexual partner. She becomes merely a different device intended solely for his enjoyment.
I tried to make it short, I hope it still makes sense.
Back on topic . . .
The award for the most useless invention surely goes to neuticles-- prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.