[Danny252]

Ooh, lets go see whats so cool!

Every Feature of MSN Messenger

* I’m not actually going to list them all, this is a dummy-bullet for looks. Oh, how fun.

Your Contacts

* Unified Contacts Whats?
* !600 Messenger Contacts There was a limit before?
* Word Wheel Sounds useless
* Edit your contact’s Info Like...?
* !Nicknames (Rename your contacts) Oh. Yay. I can now rename contacts and forget who they are.

The Art of Instant Messaging

* !Offline IMs Never use it anywhere else. They invented the email for this purpose.
* !Conversations While Appearing Offline Which you'd do why?
* !Time Stamps ..? Records save these already.

Messenger Face Lift

* Orange Why not green?
* !Pick Your Color Ooh, for writing?! Oh,. look, I already have that.
* !Toning it Down What?
* Display Picture Functionality Like it shows? That could be an advancement in some peoples eyes.
* Frameless Menu Entry ?
* !Fixed Scrolling Oh wow! I can scroll yet be fixed to one place!

Sharing

* How-to Do what?
* Safety To not infact it in cyberspace??
* Updating Files You mean they got this thing an auto-updater?
* Multiple Computers I have 2 already.
* Size Doesn’t Matter Never did before.
* With whom? OH MY GOD! Now I can choose who to send it to!!!

Computer-2-Phone Calling

* !Cheap and easy They have phones for this..
* Crystal Quality Phones suck either way.
* MCI Partnership ?

Windows Live Video Integration

* See the latest Videos Which they most certainly never invented TV, albums, P2P, and video sites for.