if operating system were airline:
Windows
The hall is good looking,clean,personnel are nice.you get onboard without any problems,take off-then suddenly without any warning the plane crashes.
Unix
everybody takes a bit of airplane with themselves to the airstrip,where they start building a plane.they keep arguing what type of plane are they building.
NT
Everybody goes to airstrip,say the password-contures of plane appear.then all of them sit down,making noises like they fly
if operating system were like going in a car to shop
MS_DOS
you enter the car and try to remember where are you keys
windows
you enter the car and ride to the shop-very slowly,because you drag a train wagon behind you
Mac,sys 7
you enter the car,wanting to go to shop,but the car takes you to church
Unix
you enter the car,say grapefruit shop the car goes at the speed 250kph,stopping at barbery
windows NT
you enter the car,write a letter like"go to shop".then you get out and send the letter to your car
OS/2
you buy 6000 litres of gasoline,get in car and drive to shop,with motorcycle escort before you and march behind you.in the middle of the way the car explodes,killing everybody
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