Yeah, you know, that big cork rectangle in the mess hall where Kosta posts all of the important news, like "Aliens are attacking Volgograd," or "We're out of money...again," or "Found in Skyranger-2: Soiled men's underwear, one pair, initials 'TH' on waistband." When you're done being dead, I'll show it to you (the board, not the underwear.)