Hmm I wonder if the Scots would mind if we formed a nation from Orkney (I've got contacts there, you see) and then declared ourselves an independant republic, then befriended the Scandinavians so that they wouldn't bother to invade.
Orkney - Like Scotland, but richer! And full of Uranium, so if you don't go outside, you'll probably get a healthy green glow. But very tranquil all the same.
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