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Old 13-08-2005, 10:15 AM   #1026
Toxik
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Join Date: May 2005
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Few examples showin that humankind will be destroyed by its stupidity
these are autentic warnings/instructions from products

mosquito-killing spray:This product was not tested on animals
mirror on motorcycle:things you see in this mirror are actually behind you
on bottom of coca-cola bottlespen with your other hand
on hairdryer Sears:dont use while sleeping
on box with soap:use as regular soap
on tiramisu from tesco:dont turn this product upside-down!(printed on the bottom)
on pudding:this product will be hot after cooking
chrismas lights:use only inside or outside
on peanuts:may contain nuts
another package of peanuts:instruction-1.open the package
2.eat the peanuts
buzzsaw from Sweden:if turned on dont stick your arm or genitals in it(whoa)
superman's costume for kids:you cant fly even with this costume
on sleep pills:may cause sleepiness
on bottle of milk:dont turn this upside-down after opening
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