What's more fun than nailing a baby to the wall?
-Ripping it off the wall!
What's little, blue and lying on the bottom of a pool?
-A drowned baby!
What's little, GREEN and lying on the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby, only three months afterwards!
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Cosmo Kramer: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Jerry Seinfeld: I think you're thinking of 'You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery'.
Cosmo Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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