Here goes!

came and I

them not to hurt me. They took me to their spaceship and experimented on me until I was

. I was screeming :help: but no one heard me, because the

mastermind made everybody

. They locked me up and I has thinking about

and

. But then I saw :Jesus: ,

and :xmas: were also captured and I was :ranting: . :xmas: gave me an early preasent and I started :guns: until all

were death.
Then we all started

and had a great

arty: with lots of :bannana: , but we were too loud and

sent us back to jail.
:roflol: , now that's a funny story