I've noticed that we don't have any French forum members so I can post this :twisted: :
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Frenchman are walking through the desert when they find a Genie's lamp, they rub the lamp and the Genie pops out and says, "Well, usually I give three wish to whoever finds me but there are three of you so you can have one wish each.". The Irishman is first, "I wish that all the pubs in Ireland gave out beer for free and that I was there in Dublin, drinking with all my friends right now." so he goes back to Ireland for a life of happness with all of his friends. The Frenchman is next, "I wish for a twenty kilometre high wall to be built around the borders of France that absolutely nothing can get in or out of, then I wish that all non-French people be removed from France and for all Frenchmen to be teleported into France immediatly." so he goes off for a happy life with all of his fellow countrymen. Last is the Englishman, "So this wall, it goes all the way around France?"
"Yes" says the Genie.
"And all absolutely nothing can get in or out of this wall?"
"Yes"
"And every single French person in the world is inside this wall?"
"Yes"
"Fill it up with water."
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