View Full Version : You Are Evil If...
THEEVILOFMEN
20-09-2005, 04:41 PM
Ok, first of all, this is just for fun. No durogatory remarks, just be fun guys!
Basically, I want to see what everyone says is evil. Each posts wil end with "You might be evil if..." And the next person has to fill in the blank. Seeing as I am first, I'll show you what I mean.
ex: You might be evil if...
NEXT POST: "You believe that Disco is not dead"
Now then, shall we begin?
You might be Evil If...
Tulac
20-09-2005, 04:48 PM
Your nick is THEEVILOFMEN...
(this should be in games methinks)
You might be evil if...
Sebatianos
20-09-2005, 04:49 PM
... you're walking really fast in the presence of snails - rubbing it in their faces how slow they are :evil:
Chuck the plant
20-09-2005, 04:55 PM
You might be evil if...
...you tell people who play "you might be evil if..."-games that they're just wannabe-evil... LOL ;)
You might be evil if...
Tulac
20-09-2005, 05:04 PM
Chuck the Plant posted above you (talk about wannabe evil)
You might be evil if...
Bobbin Threadbare
20-09-2005, 05:10 PM
This was a popular thread
You might be evil if...
Doubler
20-09-2005, 05:13 PM
You help the bunny in his plot to rule the universe :evil:
You might be evil if...
Bobbin Threadbare
20-09-2005, 05:52 PM
You blamed it on someone else.
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Himmler
20-09-2005, 05:55 PM
you would of join my army :D
you might be evil if..
Danny252
20-09-2005, 05:56 PM
I POST NEXT!
Kosta might be evil if...
Fawfulhasfury
20-09-2005, 06:01 PM
...if he was Titan's minion
NEXT: I might be evil if......
RedHeadSebbe
20-09-2005, 06:26 PM
you put a minimum age of 50 on icecream :P
I might be evil if..............................
Sebatianos
20-09-2005, 06:48 PM
...you help criminals escape, because you gave them access to the Swedish police radio conversation :twisted:
I might be evil if...................
Fruit Pie Jones
20-09-2005, 06:54 PM
...you set your mobile phone's ringtone to Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters" (in its entirety, of course), then leave said phone on your desk while you attend an all-day meeting.
You might be evil if...
Danny252
20-09-2005, 07:10 PM
you spam.
FPJ might be evil if...
Blood-Pigggy
20-09-2005, 07:14 PM
He does a belly dance.
You might be evil if...
Danny252
20-09-2005, 07:39 PM
you cant use spellchecker.
You might be as evil as Kosta and FPJ if...
Sebatianos
20-09-2005, 07:42 PM
If you spend too much time with them...
You might be evil as the guy bellow if...
Blood-Pigggy
20-09-2005, 07:44 PM
You become obsessed with Alien and search for an excuse to post it on the forums. :bleh:
(Joking Seb)
You might be evil if...
Sebatianos
20-09-2005, 07:47 PM
you start bleeding all over the blood-piggy :bleh: (don't worry - I know how to take a joke :butcher: ).
You might be (or might not be) evil if you............................................... ...
Tulac
20-09-2005, 07:50 PM
come from Slovenia :D
You certainly are evil...
Danny252
20-09-2005, 07:50 PM
if you like ned flanders.
You aren't as evil as me if...
Blood-Pigggy
20-09-2005, 07:52 PM
stab Danny with a pin, until he dies.
You might be evil if...
Frodo
20-09-2005, 08:08 PM
You like the Crazy Frog :evil:
You might be evil if...
Sebatianos
20-09-2005, 08:30 PM
The crazy frog likes you :eeeeeh: :sick:
But you're NOT evil if...
Danny252
20-09-2005, 08:43 PM
YOU VOTE FOR DANNY AS ADMIN!
You must vote for danny as admin if:
Blood-Pigggy
20-09-2005, 08:50 PM
The universe explodes.
You are sexy if:
Sebatianos
20-09-2005, 08:54 PM
..you are evil.
And you are evil if (besides not voting for Danny to become an admin)...
ReamusLQ
20-09-2005, 08:55 PM
you have red hair and sing opera
You might be addicted to opera if....
BeefontheBone
20-09-2005, 08:58 PM
You just found out it's no longer ad-supported but entirely free! Yay!
You might be very excited if...
Danny252
20-09-2005, 09:11 PM
you just found out your are heir to the imperial intergalactic empire of doob.
You will love your modofdoom if:
allyfaucet
20-09-2005, 11:11 PM
You take 3 shots of bleach and live!
I might be evil if...
BeefontheBone
21-09-2005, 08:27 AM
the bleach caused you to become some kind of bleach monster, somewhere between ife and death and with the power to shoot caustic bleach at your enemies. Everywhere you go you'd leave a trail of clean but pale carpets, and your only vulnerability would be to strong acid - and even when destroyed by that you'd release a cloud of deadly chlorine gas.
The next person to post is evil because...
RedHeadSebbe
21-09-2005, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by Sebatianos@Sep 20 2005, 08:48 PM
...you help criminals escape, because you gave them access to the Swedish police radio conversation* :twisted:
I might be evil if...................
It is with delay on it......What did you think of.......
And nice try Beefonthebone.....
I might be evil if...............
Sebatianos
21-09-2005, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Sep 21 2005, 10:27 AM
the bleach caused you to become some kind of bleach monster, somewhere between (missing) Life and death and with the power to shoot caustic bleach at your enemies.
...you don't start correcting Beef's mistakes. :whistle:
You're cheerful if...
Danny252
21-09-2005, 03:30 PM
your maths teacher just died in a burning tank of petrol.
You will die tomorrow if:
Bobbin Threadbare
21-09-2005, 03:45 PM
You annoy satan.
I will kill the next poster if..........................
Sebatianos
21-09-2005, 03:48 PM
...he doesn't kill you first.
This thread will get closed if...
Danny252
21-09-2005, 04:08 PM
you annoy me and I become mod of this forum.
Fruit Pie Jones
21-09-2005, 06:23 PM
Danny252 will become mod of this forum if...
Havell
21-09-2005, 06:26 PM
A pig flies, hell freezes over and the moon turns blue, all at the same time :bleh:
The actual probably of Danny becoming mod is...
Sebatianos
21-09-2005, 06:26 PM
...the same as me winning a snowball fighting competition in the hotter regions of hell.
You will :sick: if...
Tulac
21-09-2005, 07:09 PM
you drink too much (DUH!)
You'll end up on a garage sale if...
Blood-Pigggy
21-09-2005, 07:17 PM
you sell pom-poms.
You are homocidal if...
Sebatianos
21-09-2005, 07:34 PM
...if your best friend Cidal turns out to be a homophobe!
You're going out of your mind if...
Blood-Pigggy
21-09-2005, 07:36 PM
.siht ekil gniklat trats uoY
You are dumb if you...
Sebatianos
21-09-2005, 07:38 PM
...keep posting in this thread.
You're deaf if...
(you did mean dumb as in dumb'n'deaf) :whistle:
Danny252
21-09-2005, 09:16 PM
YOU CANT HEAR THIS AUDIO RECORDING PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
You are an idiot if:
Blood-Pigggy
21-09-2005, 09:28 PM
You Shaka de Zulu
You = stupid if you...
Shelley
22-09-2005, 08:22 AM
Zulu de Shaka...
you'll be sorry if you....
Bobbin Threadbare
22-09-2005, 08:34 AM
Go to sleep.
The next poster is going to be electrecuted because.......
RedHeadSebbe
22-09-2005, 10:06 AM
he is touching in his computer :P
The next poster will be 6 feet down if.....
Tulac
22-09-2005, 10:11 AM
he'll eat a :bannana:
Next poster will :cry: because...
Lonely Vazdru
22-09-2005, 10:26 AM
Life's a bitch ! :angry:
The next poster will hang himself because...
Sebatianos
22-09-2005, 11:31 AM
...he'll be in a real need of a hug http://www.abandonia.com/~sebatianos/icon_hang.gif
The next person will farth because...
Bobbin Threadbare
22-09-2005, 02:52 PM
Ok, no idea what farth means so I'll guess.
They ate too much Chinese food.
I don't like this thread because.........
Fruit Pie Jones
22-09-2005, 02:56 PM
...someone "farthed" in it and shut the door.
I'm leaving work early today because...
Sebatianos
22-09-2005, 02:57 PM
...of the typo that the poster above me made and I couldn't understand what he wanted to say - still your guess was correct.
You are really, really, really evil if...
Fruit Pie Jones
22-09-2005, 03:00 PM
...you tell me I can't leave work early after all. I mean big-time Evil.
You are not necessarily evil, but probably somewhat annoying, if...
allyfaucet
22-09-2005, 03:03 PM
You like fruit pie :D
You are somewhat evil, but mostly purple if...
Sebatianos
22-09-2005, 03:03 PM
...you tell FPJ he can leave work early, but may not! :bleh:
And you really are a pain in the neck if you...
allyfaucet
22-09-2005, 03:08 PM
keep poking me
You will definetely make it in the River dance if you...
Bobbin Threadbare
22-09-2005, 03:36 PM
Dance like a pink elephant.
http://web.iwebcenters.com/funclocks/images/ElephPinkDancingClock.jpg
BeefontheBone
22-09-2005, 04:04 PM
I'd be a better man if...
...I let Seb get away with pointing out my missing L (damn drunken posting) but not mention his "farth"ing (possibly with a penny attached...)
You'd invent a better kind of bicycle if...
Bobbin Threadbare
22-09-2005, 04:10 PM
One wheel at the front was bigger. Like this:
http://www.historicoamaru.co.nz/ovhc/images/pftour/pfrider.jpg
I call it the Penny "Farth"ing:P
You should eat Vegimite because...
Fruit Pie Jones
22-09-2005, 04:15 PM
...regular vomiting is good for you! Just ask a supermodel!
You'd kick yourself square in the behind if...
Sebatianos
22-09-2005, 04:17 PM
...wouldn't be afraid that you'd loose your teeth doing it.
You'd really be in a hurry if...
Bobbin Threadbare
22-09-2005, 04:32 PM
You were late! :)
A thug is hunting you because..........
Frodo
22-09-2005, 05:30 PM
...... you tried to hug the thug. :kiss:
You are reading this post because .....
Shelley
23-09-2005, 08:08 AM
I finally have the time to! :D
You'll be over the moon if...
RedHeadSebbe
23-09-2005, 08:37 AM
you fly a space rocket
you will do this :sick: if you eat.....
...rubber pastry with extra motor oil sauce.
You'll definately get a hangover from....
Rinforzando
23-09-2005, 09:34 AM
Drinking a bucket of super genius vodka infusion
You will need:
1 1/2 liter good quality Vodka
1 pineapple
1/2 watermelon
2 baskets strawberries
6 cans of 7-Up
A suitable bucket
First, cut all pineapple and fruit so no rind of any kind is left behind. Wash and rewash the watermelon, pineapple, and strawberries. Cut the strawberries into halves, the pineapple and watermelon into bigger than a bite-sized pieces.
Put all the fruit into the bucket. Start with strawberry or watermelon, as they are more fragrant and will gather more taste at the bottom. Pour vodka over fruit until covered. Add all the 7-up and mix well. Then leave to infuse for at least a few hours.
Enjoy! And remember, drink responsibly! :ok:
You'll probably die from trying this because...
Sebatianos
23-09-2005, 10:08 AM
...when you'll start driving drunk the cops are going to stop you and beat you up to death!
The chances of you beeing beaten to death will increse if...
Shelley
24-09-2005, 12:17 PM
you're wearing a pink ballet tutu/outfit..
your mom will be shocked if...
BeefontheBone
24-09-2005, 04:58 PM
It's HER pink tutu.
You might ruin your tutu if...
Blood-Pigggy
25-09-2005, 11:15 PM
You talk to this man...
http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/animals/deer/charge.jpg
You might be super sexy if...
Bobbin Threadbare
26-09-2005, 12:48 AM
You don't talk about tutus.
You might shoot an invincible wall because.... :sniper: :wall:
moogle
26-09-2005, 12:54 AM
You might have the IQ of a moose if...
Blood-Pigggy
26-09-2005, 12:55 AM
You say this man is attractive.
http://www.fctsd.com/images/grand-master-chuck-norris-bn.jpg
You might be Chuck Norris if...
BeefontheBone
26-09-2005, 07:45 AM
...you're dumb enough not to complete the sentence from the post before you *coughmooglecough* :P
Moogle might be upset with me if...
Bobbin Threadbare
26-09-2005, 12:05 PM
You get your chainsaw-wielding cow to cut Moogle's arm off.
You might eat vegimite if.... (did I already say that?)
BeefontheBone
26-09-2005, 12:16 PM
... you'd forgotten how disgusting it was a couple of pages ago.
You might be Australian if...
A. J. Raffles
26-09-2005, 12:23 PM
... your name is Bruce.
You might have appendicitis if...
Himmler
26-09-2005, 12:51 PM
This is the you might be evil if... :-S
BeefontheBone
26-09-2005, 02:29 PM
Yeah, but that got boring so it evolved. You can ask someone to edit the title to "You might be *blank* if..." if it bothers you.
This thread's title might bother you if...
Sebatianos
26-09-2005, 06:38 PM
...you're not evil.
You're evil if...
A. J. Raffles
26-09-2005, 06:46 PM
... you always feel the urge to draw little hearts over your i's. Mwahahaha! :twisted:
You are comatose if...
Sebatianos
26-09-2005, 06:58 PM
... you got too close to this guy --> :hammer:
You're really unlucky if...
Blood-Pigggy
26-09-2005, 08:24 PM
You're married to this woman.
http://www.stonyfield.com/images/CelebrityPhotos/Web_MarthaStewart.jpg
You are poopy if...
Sebatianos
26-09-2005, 08:25 PM
...if you read Winny the Poop too much :bleh:
You read too much if you...
BeefontheBone
26-09-2005, 08:25 PM
You got too close to that guy, but realised just in time and threw yourself out of the way, only to break the set of wineglasses in your pocket.
You know you're a wine snob if...
Sebatianos
26-09-2005, 08:28 PM
...you dislike cognac for no particular reason!
You may be a real cry baby if...
Blood-Pigggy
26-09-2005, 08:29 PM
You complain about the poor state of this animal.
http://hiddenoaksllamaranch.com/the_babies/Kjoracriaface.jpg
You are a nasal fluid if...
BeefontheBone
26-09-2005, 08:31 PM
...you're either a liquid or a gas, and you hang out in noses.
You're not a nasal fluid if...
Sebatianos
26-09-2005, 08:32 PM
...hang out of any other part of the body - like unshaven arm-pit hare... :sick:
You think llamas are funny if...
Blood-Pigggy
26-09-2005, 08:33 PM
You feed them this item.
http://www.amerimedrx.com/globalcart/html/media/6/prod-images/prod-image-large-flonase.gif
You are my mother if...
Sebatianos
26-09-2005, 08:34 PM
...you adopted a slightly too old piggy of blood... and are female :bleh:
You're not Piggy's mother if...
Blood-Pigggy
26-09-2005, 08:35 PM
You think this movie is appropriate.
http://www.paintingdepot.com/images/paintings/scarface.jpg
You are Scarface if...
Sebatianos
26-09-2005, 08:36 PM
You translate abandonia into spanish.
You're a scarf-face if you...
Blood-Pigggy
26-09-2005, 08:38 PM
You like this guy.
http://www.daveallsop.co.uk/chars/Dank%20Cow.jpg
You are a bicycle if...
Rinforzando
26-09-2005, 08:39 PM
You have two wheels and a bell
You are a unicycle if...
Blood-Pigggy
26-09-2005, 08:42 PM
You're this man.
http://www.tedvibes.com/subpgs/images/unicycle.jpg
You like Bob Dole if...
Rinforzando
27-09-2005, 12:27 PM
You are Bob Dole.
You have American politicians if...
Fruit Pie Jones
27-09-2005, 05:48 PM
You are America?
The Feds might come a-knockin' if...
Blood-Pigggy
27-09-2005, 07:22 PM
This notice about you has been posted.
http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/pix/wanted/bank_robbery/rw-03-31-04.jpg
You are a bank robber if...
allyfaucet
27-09-2005, 09:45 PM
You post a picture that you can't see unless you use the scroll bar.
You're absolutely full of nonsense if...
Blood-Pigggy
27-09-2005, 09:50 PM
This makes sense to you...
http://www.fjordstone.com/kidzong/images/nonsense.jpg
You are my pride and joy if...
Shelley
28-09-2005, 09:38 AM
You're Winnie the Pooh
You're Winnie the Pooh if....
BeefontheBone
28-09-2005, 10:59 AM
you're in the habit of disguising yourself as a cloud in order to steal honey.
You'll know you're tracking a Heffalump if...
swiss
28-09-2005, 11:32 AM
you can see its footsteps.
you know that your heffalump-trap has one in it if ...
Fruit Pie Jones
28-09-2005, 03:52 PM
...it's closed and smells of heffalump. Now, provided that Tigger has set up the radioactive material, Geiger counter, hydrocyanic acid, and hammer correctly, and provided that your estimate of the rate of decay of the radioactive sample was correct, and provided that the heffalump has been in the trap for the correct amount of time, you can be sure that your trophy is simultaneously alive and dead, ensuring that it will fetch a very high price on the black market.
Tiggers don't like you if...
Shelley
29-09-2005, 08:15 AM
.......if you don't like to jump! Coz there's nothing that tiggers like more than to JUMP JUMP JUMP!!! :whistle:
you're jumping in the air if...
your name is tigger , or if someone switched the sugar on your breakfast cereal for amphetimines
your ready to kill if
Tulac
29-09-2005, 09:46 AM
if you're ready to die
you'll eat mushrooms if...
you want your mind to go on a long journey back through time to the halls of the mushroom king for laugths and hi jinks, while your body remains in the present day drooling giggling and staring at the pretty colours on the wall's of your home.
you are going insane if
Bobbin Threadbare
29-09-2005, 10:33 AM
You have dinner at Piglet's house. (Gopher has the pizza)
There's an error in your CONFIG.SYS file on Line 15 because......
Rinforzando
29-09-2005, 03:44 PM
Your computer has been infected by the dreaded bobbin virus!!!
Aaaahhhh!! *runs away*
You may be scared of things that don't exist if...
you have eaten waaay to many mushrooms
you eat human flesh when...
BeefontheBone
29-09-2005, 04:27 PM
You have finished frying the penis of a man you met over the internet in garlic. And are German.
You know you're German if...
Fruit Pie Jones
29-09-2005, 07:30 PM
You have finished frying the penis of a man you met over the internet in garlic.
You like garlic if...
Havell
29-09-2005, 07:45 PM
You are German. And fry the penises of men you have met over the internet.
You meet people over the internet if...
Sebatianos
29-09-2005, 07:47 PM
...you ate too much garlick and all the real people couldn't stand your breath.
You've made a dentist puke when...
you tell him what you did to the last man you met on the internet, and then show him the souvineers that you harvested and eat them.
you eat the dentist's puke when ....
Tulac
29-09-2005, 09:43 PM
the dentist pukes in your mouth
you are an evil elf if... :evil:
Blood-Pigggy
29-09-2005, 09:46 PM
You are this man.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/merch/notecard/nt-32.jpg
You are a lawyer if...
Sebatianos
29-09-2005, 09:50 PM
...if you take the law in yer own hands.
You have hands if...
Indignus IV
29-09-2005, 11:22 PM
if you can hold a football on the end of one arm.
You might be possessed if....
Fruit Pie Jones
30-09-2005, 12:23 AM
You speak a lot of Latin. And your head can spin all the way around.
You might consider spinning someone else's head all the way around if...
Bobbin Threadbare
30-09-2005, 09:15 AM
They magically turn into an owl.
You'd capture owls if..
BeefontheBone
30-09-2005, 09:49 AM
You were attending a Harry Potter convention for Competitive Children
You're a competitive child when...
Bobbin Threadbare
30-09-2005, 01:16 PM
You find out you have a lightning bolt on your head.
You might get struck by a large bolt of electricity if....
Shelley
12-10-2005, 07:46 AM
you walk outside in a thunderstorm with an umbrella
You use an umbrella if...
Tulac
12-10-2005, 08:25 AM
it rains...
It rains if...
Shelley
12-10-2005, 08:33 AM
you start singing 'why does it always raaaaaaain on me?' by Travis
you start singing if....
Tulac
12-10-2005, 09:29 AM
if it rains... :blink:
You're deluded if you think...
Shelley
12-10-2005, 09:43 AM
it rains!!! :bleh: ( Now stop it!! *stops raining* uuuuuh, it's magic!!)
the sun will shine if....
RedHeadSebbe
12-10-2005, 09:45 AM
...itīs not night (exept here when it shines all night on the summers :max: )
The stars will shine if..........
Tulac
12-10-2005, 09:51 AM
you won't drink too much wine...
The :apple: will dance...
Shelley
12-10-2005, 09:55 AM
if "the apple never falls far from the tree".... gosh, that was quite boring.. sorry..
the apple will fall from the tree if.. :blink:
Tulac
12-10-2005, 09:56 AM
a :bannana: will be turned into a milk shake...
You'll drink that milk shake if...
Shelley
12-10-2005, 09:58 AM
I'm rrrealy thirsty and want to DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!
You'll be mad :ranting: if...
RedHeadSebbe
12-10-2005, 10:05 AM
..you are not sane :P
You will be in love if......
Tulac
12-10-2005, 10:19 AM
if you'll feel that special something towards someone...
You'll burp if...
Shelley
12-10-2005, 10:29 AM
you feel that special something in your stomach!! LOL
you will be ashamed if...
Tulac
12-10-2005, 10:39 AM
If you walk naked outside, and you're not in a nudist zone...
You'll drink milk if...
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 11:36 AM
...you're eating cookies. :angel:
You'll not be eating cookies if...
small pixies have run at you from there hidding place in the majick woods with there tiny but extremely sharp knifes and played a game of *who can stab the deepest* with your stomach thus making cookie consumption impossible.
you are being attacked by pixies from the majick wood if..
RedHeadSebbe
12-10-2005, 12:11 PM
you eat cookies :P
You will be in the game Resident Evil if
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 12:42 PM
you beg the creators on the knees and pay them of, just so you could apeare in the game... eating cookies :bleh:
You'll leave a slimey trace of a$$-licking if you
Fruit Pie Jones
12-10-2005, 08:05 PM
...land an undesirable role in a really bad adult film.
The director will shout,"CUT!" if you...
BeefontheBone
12-10-2005, 08:14 PM
upset him sufficently to cause him to attempt to mutilate your genitals with a pair of pinking shears.
You'd be worried about the Gush if...
<waits to see if anyone's seen Chris Morris' Jam>
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 08:17 PM
...you can't remember the Chris Morris' Jam.
You'd actually remember it if...
you hadnt had to do so much ketamine to understand it
you enjoy watching jam if
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 08:35 PM
...you're eating jam at the same time.
You're jamming after a while if...
Danny252
12-10-2005, 08:55 PM
You listen to Jammy-D
You hate jammers if
BeefontheBone
12-10-2005, 09:02 PM
all that ket has also made you believe your ears function as a radio.
You know you're a ham radio operator when...
Fruit Pie Jones
12-10-2005, 09:29 PM
...you receive signals with your breakfast sandwich.
You think a good breakfast is important if...
Danny252
12-10-2005, 09:29 PM
You don't eat anything for another 5 hours.
You don't eat for another 5 hours if...
Edit: Beat by the pilot!
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 09:40 PM
...you ran out of your supply of dead bodies.
You're slightly naughty if...
Danny252
12-10-2005, 09:47 PM
You have a girlfriend called Ebay.
You have a girlfriend called Ebay if...
Tulac
12-10-2005, 09:48 PM
You're weird...
You're weird if...
EDIT:Dang Danny beat me to it...
Danny252
12-10-2005, 09:50 PM
You're Danny.
You like Danny if...
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 09:51 PM
Danny beats you at posting.
You're totally weird if...
Danny252
12-10-2005, 09:54 PM
You're name is sebatianos.
You wonder where seb is from if...
BeefontheBone
12-10-2005, 09:56 PM
you haven't noticed he's from Slovenia.
Nobody will have beaten me to this if...
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 09:56 PM
you're even weirder then Danny who think he's less weird then Sebatianos :bleh:
You can prevent other people beating you to your replies if...
you are able to freeze time with that handy little gizmo you bought from ebay
you hate your job if
Mr.Snuggles
12-10-2005, 10:09 PM
my boss tells me to work overtime for the first time.
You slapped your little sister because of.....
Danny252
12-10-2005, 10:17 PM
the fact she started chatting up that guy on the bus.
Yiu knew that guy on the bus because...
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 10:17 PM
...he was your boyfriend. (EDIT - beaten by Danny)
You don't slap around your neightbour's doberman if...
Danny252
12-10-2005, 10:21 PM
That doberman isn't very friendly.
That doberman ate you because...
Sebatianos
12-10-2005, 10:25 PM
..you forgot to shower after eating bacon.
This thread has just ended, because...
BeefontheBone
13-10-2005, 07:42 AM
<ruins the incredible comedyness that just leaving this thread like that would have>
we're half twice the distance from the middle to the end.
You're as long as a piece of string if...
You're twice as long as HALF a piece of string.
You're actually a prince trapped in the body of a newt if...
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 08:15 AM
...don't get kissed by the princess.
You won't get kissed by the princess because...
Shelley
13-10-2005, 09:06 AM
you're not a frog (or was it a toad?)
you're a frog/toad if...
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 10:13 AM
...you hop along.
You hip-hop along if...
Shelley
13-10-2005, 10:19 AM
you're a wannabe breakdancer
you'll break if...
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 12:10 PM
...you're hit by a steamroller.
You are an evil steamroller driver if...
Shelley
13-10-2005, 12:15 PM
...you drive reaaaaaaaaaaally slowly over your victims
You're a victim if...
Bobbin Threadbare
13-10-2005, 12:32 PM
You've been driven over reaaaaaaaally slowly. :P
You're a monkey if...
BeefontheBone
13-10-2005, 02:38 PM
... Johnny Vegas is your only friend.
You'd be suicidal if Johnny Vegas was your only friend because...
ReamusLQ
13-10-2005, 02:45 PM
...'nuff said.
You might be an Opera loving freak if...
you're Michael Jackson on crack...
You should really be put behind bars if...
Danny252
13-10-2005, 03:37 PM
You're guilty.
you want to be innocent if...
Fruit Pie Jones
13-10-2005, 05:56 PM
...you really regret what you did to that hitchhiker.
Ebert and Roeper will give you two really big thumbs down if...
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 07:44 PM
if you ask them to.
You won't be able to ask anybody anything if
allyfaucet
13-10-2005, 09:13 PM
You hold it for too long ;)
The next public bathroom you go into will be disgusting if...
Danny252
13-10-2005, 09:16 PM
you decide to hitch a ride with a truck driver.
You'll be a driver if
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 09:21 PM
a golf player much bigger and stronger then yourself decides to use you.
You'll have carrots sticking out your nose unless...
Blood-Pigggy
13-10-2005, 09:31 PM
...you bow down before me.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/bow-before-me.jpg
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 09:32 PM
The chances of anybody bowing down before you are non-existant because...
Blood-Pigggy
13-10-2005, 09:39 PM
I have killed them all.
Seb is a moose because...
Danny252
13-10-2005, 09:43 PM
He decided to go to Sweden.
Everyone knoews someone Swedish because....
Blood-Pigggy
13-10-2005, 09:46 PM
...Swedish people like to say they're Swedish when they feel particularly Swedish.
You're a Swedish Swede Sweder Swede Swedisher Sayer when you....
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 09:47 PM
...fear :Titan:
A moose will trample all over a certain piggy if...
Danny252
13-10-2005, 09:47 PM
Call yourself Titan.
Titan hates newbies because...
Blood-Pigggy
13-10-2005, 09:49 PM
because he has no outlet for anger and his poor self, so he takes it out on them.
Seb is being extra mean to me today because...
Danny252
13-10-2005, 09:51 PM
You have that 'Kick Me?' label (hahah, pwned)
Seb has that incredibly high postcount because...
Blood-Pigggy
13-10-2005, 09:53 PM
He has to insult Danny with his every post, and Danny has LOTS of posts.
Danny likes to spam because...
Danny252
13-10-2005, 09:53 PM
He must.. beat.. seb's.. postcount...
Pigggy likes this game because...
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 09:53 PM
Seb is being extra mean to me today because...
...you haven't introduced me to you distant relative (who looks quite nice actually) yet :bleh: and... because you started it :tease: (or I'm simply trying to have some fun not realising you're offended already and getting your riffle ready :sniper: ).
I'll go to sleep now because...
Danny252
13-10-2005, 09:54 PM
its late.
(wow, 3 posts in a minute)
Ill do the same because...
Blood-Pigggy
13-10-2005, 09:55 PM
Seb is offending me, and Danny won't like me when I'm angry. HULK SMASH!
You are the Hulk if...
Sebatianos
13-10-2005, 09:55 PM
...it's getting late in your timezone too.
I'll say goodnight because I have good manners, but others may reply to this if...
Blood-Pigggy
13-10-2005, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Sebatianos@Oct 13 2005, 04:55 PM
...it's getting late in your timezone too.
...you're the Hulk because it's late in Danny's time zone?
You're late in Danny's Time zone if...
Tulac
13-10-2005, 10:15 PM
you're pregnant...
You're %$&#*"/$ if...
Lonely Vazdru
14-10-2005, 12:02 AM
You type while being blind drunk.
You have to get blind drunk if...
Blood-Pigggy
14-10-2005, 12:04 AM
...you want to listen to the Police and cry all the way.
You listen to the Police if...
Lonely Vazdru
14-10-2005, 12:06 AM
You're a well educated, respectful citizen. :D
You make the police listen to you if...
Blood-Pigggy
14-10-2005, 12:10 AM
...you tell them that LonelyVazdru didn't realize that I was talking about the BAND Police.
LonelyVazdru has never heard of the Police because...
Lonely Vazdru
14-10-2005, 02:05 AM
He's deaf !
Blood Pigggy didn't catch my joke (not even with the smiley for emphasis) because he thinks i'm...
Sebatianos
14-10-2005, 06:34 AM
deaf.
You're not and can prove it by...
Tulac
14-10-2005, 07:54 AM
Puking while listening to trash music...
You like trash music because...
Sebatianos
14-10-2005, 09:15 AM
... it makes you :sick:
You enjoy puking because...
Lonely Vazdru
14-10-2005, 10:03 AM
...when you do you don't really notice that crappy trash music anymore.
You really favor good old hair metal over trash music because...
BeefontheBone
14-10-2005, 10:21 AM
You are Medusa, and your hair has developed its own taste separate from your own.
You know you're a Greek hero when...
Lonely Vazdru
14-10-2005, 10:23 AM
...you manage to dispatch ladies heads by looking at their reflection on your shield.
You are carrying a shield because...
Rinforzando
14-10-2005, 12:25 PM
...you are making a delivery to Greek Bob's discount shields. The cheapest shields this side of the acropolis.
You wont believe Greek Bob's low, low prices because...
Lonely Vazdru
14-10-2005, 12:28 PM
... you are well read and know not to trust a gift from a greek.
You love gifts because...
Bobbin Threadbare
14-10-2005, 01:20 PM
Your mum's in them!
You like to eat if...
Sebatianos
14-10-2005, 02:18 PM
...the food doesn't eat you first.
Your seven month old yogurt in the fridge is not going to call you on the phone to remind you of your date tonight unless...
BeefontheBone
14-10-2005, 03:56 PM
... it's going out with Greek Bob instead.
You know your yoghurt's Greek Style when...
Rinforzando
14-10-2005, 04:07 PM
... you find it drunk in a taverna on Crete
You'll start to regret your holiday to Crete when...
swiss
14-10-2005, 05:31 PM
... your girlfriend finds out what happened there.
You get rid of your girly if ....
Fruit Pie Jones
14-10-2005, 05:55 PM
...she becomes a little too friendly with Greek Bob.
Greek Bob might be evil if...
Sebatianos
14-10-2005, 07:11 PM
...he forgets to take his pill.
When martian Kwirql took Greek Bob's he threathend to kill you if...
Bobbin Threadbare
15-10-2005, 04:08 AM
The Ghostbusters team reunites.
You might want to join Ghostbusters if...
Sebatianos
15-10-2005, 08:25 AM
..."there's something wrong, in your neighbourhood."
You're seeing ghost because...
swiss
15-10-2005, 10:39 AM
... you DID take your pill. :D
The pill makes you see a ghost because ....
Bobbin Threadbare
15-10-2005, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Sebatianos@Oct 15 2005, 06:25 PM
..."there's something wrong, in your neighbourhood."
Who ya gonna call? GHOTBUSTERS!
LOL HAHAHAHAHA!
On the box it says 'makes you see ghosts'
You might try to punch a ghost if...
BeefontheBone
15-10-2005, 05:59 PM
You know the special effects budget has been used up so your hand won't go through it.
The special effects budget has been used up because...
Blood-Pigggy
15-10-2005, 06:03 PM
Beef spent it on cup-cakes.
Beef likes cup-cakes because...
swiss
16-10-2005, 12:19 PM
he needs some more beef on his bones.
Beef is good for your health because ...
Bobbin Threadbare
16-10-2005, 12:58 PM
You need to be BEEFy.
You'd want to be beefy if...
Blood-Pigggy
16-10-2005, 05:27 PM
Beef is a beefy on the beef side with the beefer beefing it up like their beefs.
Beef is a beefy on the beef side with the beefer beefing it up like their beefs because...
beffier beef is strong and can break teeth
you are summoning daemons to do your evry bidding if
Blood-Pigggy
17-10-2005, 09:38 PM
omg turns you on.
omg turns you on because...
you have exceedingly good taste.
evil elves are living in your beard and and sacrificing people to the old ones if
Blood-Pigggy
17-10-2005, 10:09 PM
your beard is sexy and attractive.
My beard is sexy and attractive because...
you smeared with excretia (you didnt say what kind of person was finding you sexy and attractive :sneaky: )
you cut off your beard if
BeefontheBone
18-10-2005, 09:08 AM
you realise that it's attracting entirely the wrong kind of attention.
Margaret Thatcher's a pogonophobe because...
Nikson
18-10-2005, 09:49 AM
nobody knows what that means and she wants to be unique.
She'd be happy with her looks if...
Sebatianos
18-10-2005, 01:02 PM
...she woudln't know any better.
You're really evil (I mean even worse then THESE GUYS (http://www.abandonia.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7967)) if you...
ReamusLQ
18-10-2005, 02:33 PM
you don't just tell dead baby jokes; you put them into practice.
You might enjoy eating dead babies if...
Nikson
18-10-2005, 02:59 PM
you enjoy eating live ones.
Baby flesh invigorates you if...
Sebatianos
18-10-2005, 03:17 PM
...it's those days of the minth again.
You know what I'm talking about if...
swiss
18-10-2005, 05:44 PM
you're a complete weirdo.
you're a complete weirdo if ....
BeefontheBone
18-10-2005, 06:22 PM
...you don't know what pogonophobe means.
The best way to find out if you know what a word means is...
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