You Are Evil If... [Archive] - Page 2

Blood-Pigggy

18-10-2005, 08:56 PM

I've stumbled into a alternate dimension where history teachers are considered fun! And they are intelligent yet misspell words at the same time. :crazy:

You misspell "misspell" because...

Sebatianos

18-10-2005, 09:05 PM

...of the hippo.

You should run for the hills unless...

Blood-Pigggy

18-10-2005, 09:06 PM

The hippo is already there.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If the hippo is on the hills, you should run for the...

Sebatianos

18-10-2005, 09:08 PM

...mayor's office.

You'll be elected mayor (in some alternative dimension) if...

Fruit Pie Jones

18-10-2005, 09:13 PM

...you're the Man with the Plan.

The Man is constantly keeping you down because...

Blood-Pigggy

18-10-2005, 09:16 PM

Above they're testing nuclear missles.
It's fun to be in a nuclear test site because..

Fruit Pie Jones

18-10-2005, 09:22 PM

...of the free donuts.

You may wish to cut back on the donuts if...

Blood-Pigggy

18-10-2005, 09:23 PM

You start looking like Fruit Pie Jones.

You might want to cut back on the Fruit Pie Jones because...

Fruit Pie Jones

18-10-2005, 09:28 PM

...you're developing an addiction, and everyone else is seeming dull by comparison.

Betty Ford won't accept you because...

ReamusLQ

18-10-2005, 11:05 PM

...the only drug you're addicted to is masturbation.

You might be "shooting blanks" if...

Blood-Pigggy

18-10-2005, 11:39 PM

Your rifle's shots simply penetrate the skin, but not the skull.

You like to penetrate skulls (ew) if...

ReamusLQ

18-10-2005, 11:57 PM

...you are into the disgusting practice of necrophilia.

You might be a necrophile if....

Blood-Pigggy

19-10-2005, 12:01 AM

you go by the name of ReamusLQ.
You are ReamusLQ if...

FiberWire

19-10-2005, 12:41 AM

suffer from severe brain disorder!
Small children are afraid of ReamusLQ because...

BeefontheBone

19-10-2005, 10:10 AM

he's just so damn angry about being betrayed back in Rome that he has a scary look in his eyes.

The best way to take his mind off it would be to...

Sebatianos

19-10-2005, 11:48 AM

...drink a few gallons of gasoline and imediately apply for a job as a fire eater.

You'll end up in flames unless...

Nikson

19-10-2005, 12:19 PM

you stop, drop, roll and jump in a pool.
You'll drown in the pool because...

Sebatianos

19-10-2005, 12:28 PM

...it's not empty.

The white little mouse running up your sleave will scare you because...

omg

19-10-2005, 12:44 PM

you are in fact an elephant (or jhonn merrick)

you are jhonn merrick if

Sebatianos

19-10-2005, 01:21 PM

...you fall out of a low flying fridge being hurled at a bike-riding postal worker delivering warm underpants to your grandmother's neighbour's dog's fleas.

So the only way not to become jhonn merrick is...

Himmler

19-10-2005, 09:51 PM

to eat a banana

you are a banana if ..

omg

19-10-2005, 11:04 PM

you find yourself being peeled and eaten by monkeys

(by the way you bstrd)
you name yourself after the man responsible for some of the worst atrocities europe has ever seen and desighn yourself an avatar that shows startling simalarities to the the s.s symbol because.....

Nikson

20-10-2005, 12:34 AM

...you're just that awesome!

Himmler is a role-model because...

omg

20-10-2005, 12:56 AM

murdering jews is a good thing, right....

you think naming yourself after a mass murderer is awesome becuase.....

moogle

20-10-2005, 03:13 AM

Your crazy and psychopathic!
You might be crazy if....

Nikson

20-10-2005, 04:10 AM

you dont like himmler :P
You want to change topic if...

moogle

20-10-2005, 04:55 AM

...you don't have a custom title (ohh!! didn't expect that did ja!?)
...you might not have a custom title if...

Nikson

20-10-2005, 05:15 AM

You visit Abandonia instead of doing your work.
You'd be better off doing work if...

Sebatianos

20-10-2005, 12:19 PM

...you had any.

You're without work because...

ReamusLQ

20-10-2005, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Oct 20 2005, 05:19 AM
...you had any.

You're without work because...
...ghosts don't exist.

Ghost don't exist when...

swiss

20-10-2005, 05:09 PM

Sebatianos has trapped all of them into the other dimension.

The cow talks about the other dimension 'coz ....

Apocalypse Dude

20-10-2005, 09:35 PM

This topic is going nowhere.

This topic is going nowhere because....

Fruit Pie Jones

20-10-2005, 09:58 PM

(You know, I've been waiting to see if anyone else cared about the Himmler thing, honestly.)

...it's already been everywhere it wanted to go.

Now it just wants to sit down and watch TV, but it could be persuaded to go somewhere again if...

Nikson

20-10-2005, 11:56 PM

a green monkey is piloting a fighter plane headed for the Arctic!

This is likely to be true because..

swiss

22-10-2005, 10:52 AM

.. we've all seen it on TV.

The Himmler thing is crap because ...

Nikson

22-10-2005, 12:30 PM

... none of us can really live up to the name.

You like burning cats on crosses if...

omg

22-10-2005, 10:34 PM

your name is himmler but you have reincarnated and now burn cats instead of jewish people....

you feel the urge to burn kittens if..

swiss

22-10-2005, 10:36 PM

.. you are up late night on saturday and think about evilness.

You're up saturday evening without a plan what to do if ...

omg

22-10-2005, 10:40 PM

you are busy dreaming of evil plans for world domination and purity of the nordic race

you hate having to go to work on sunday morning becuase

swiss

22-10-2005, 10:53 PM

you poor sob would rather need some contact with the outer world.

I am so glad I have a free Sunday before me beause ....

omg

23-10-2005, 04:44 PM

you need to make evil plans for world domination.

you wear a giant sock covered in blood on your head if

Himmler

24-10-2005, 04:25 AM

you're hungry

u're alive if

Nikson

24-10-2005, 04:27 AM

you just got beaten into unconsciousness and then back out of it.

you deserve a beating if...

moogle

24-10-2005, 04:38 AM

You believe radioactive space monkeys from planet Zuckon are going to take over earth...

You might have horrid spelling like me if...

Nikson

24-10-2005, 06:43 AM

ur 2 k00l 4 sk3wl!!1!oneeleven
you think i'm exagerrating if...

marko river

24-10-2005, 08:40 AM

have absolutely no idea what exagerrating is

your english sucks like mine if...

BeefontheBone

24-10-2005, 09:11 AM

...you really are too cool for school.

Anyone too cool for school is likely to be found hanging around outside shopping centres and banks kicking their heels because...

A. J. Raffles

24-10-2005, 09:43 AM

...that's the least scholastic occupation they can think of.

You are suffering from a serious theobromine addiction if...

Blood-Pigggy

24-10-2005, 07:16 PM

you are A.J. Raffles, :D .
You are A.J. Raffles if...

BeefontheBone

24-10-2005, 07:43 PM

You're a gentleman thief.

The best way to check if you're a gentleman is...

Fruit Pie Jones

24-10-2005, 08:01 PM

...to check whether your engine is running after the GM says, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

You may need to replace your alternator if...

omg

24-10-2005, 11:10 PM

the gm said "gentelmen start your motors" and yours didnt start

you have developed an extreme phobia regarding pink blamanche and giant rabbits with knifes who stare at you mouthing the words "kill, kill kill, " if

A. J. Raffles

25-10-2005, 12:03 AM

...you've been exposed to too much Radio 3.

You are a bloody hypocrite if...

omg

25-10-2005, 12:23 AM

whilst covered in blood you contradict yourself

you are ready to die if

A. J. Raffles

25-10-2005, 12:28 AM

...you see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it turns out to be an incoming train.

You are a pathetic case if...

omg

25-10-2005, 12:47 AM

you look at the world that surrounds you and think why do i bother existing,
your just another statistic if

Fruit Pie Jones

25-10-2005, 02:34 AM

...you have a Poisson distribution.

You think distributing fish would be a great idea if only...

Shelley

25-10-2005, 08:40 AM

Flipper was still on tv...

Flipper would still be on tv if...

marko river

25-10-2005, 04:56 PM

you left your TV instead of removing it, so Flipper felt down form TV :D

you removed your tv because...

Sebatianos

25-10-2005, 05:15 PM

...you were sick of watching Flipper.

You prefer Skippy over Flipper because...

BeefontheBone

25-10-2005, 06:59 PM

it makes you think of Skipinder the Punjabi Kangaroo.

I'd tell you to kiss my chuddies if...

A. J. Raffles

25-10-2005, 07:40 PM

... the OED didn't have 'chuddy' down as Australian slang for chewing gum.

Edit: Oh, the quote they've got is rather fitting, actually: Maori Girl II. xiii. 152 ‘Better have some chuddy,’ said Tom.

There wouldn't be quite so many weird Australian slang words if...

Shelley

26-10-2005, 09:58 AM

..if Skippy wasn't so often on tv with that catchy song :evil: (Don't MAKE me sing it!!!)

You know something is catchy if...

Tulac

26-10-2005, 10:17 AM

when you see it say "Oh, that's catchy!"

You know how to defuse complex detonators because...

kirk

26-10-2005, 12:19 PM

you know.

You are a :Tom: and a :Titan: if you...

BeefontheBone

26-10-2005, 02:02 PM

Find yourself trapped in the 2-dimensional world of smilies which exists just behind that panel on the MSN Messenger window.

You feel like you don't have enough dimensions when

A. J. Raffles

26-10-2005, 02:04 PM

...people keep telling you that you lack depth.

People keep telling you all sorts of silly stuff when...

Frodo

26-10-2005, 02:22 PM

You are Mrs Holton.

AJ thinks you are Mrs Holton when .....

Lonely Vazdru

26-10-2005, 02:48 PM

...you can write a whole sentence without typos.
Most people can't write anything without making typos because...

Blood-Pigggy

26-10-2005, 02:56 PM

They're mental patients that have loosed their essence into the cyber-world, spreading their insanity on fanboy web forums, and random Martha Staurt home-making message boards.

You like Martha Staurt messaging boards if....

Fruit Pie Jones

26-10-2005, 06:13 PM

...you think Martha Staurt is one sexy mama.

Martha Stewart doesn't like Martha Staurt because...

Sebatianos

26-10-2005, 06:15 PM

...they're both after the same bloke.

A non Australian would say bloke only in a case of extreme emergece of...

A. J. Raffles

26-10-2005, 06:29 PM

...blatant blokeness.

The word "blokeness" would be mentioned in the OED if...

swiss

26-10-2005, 06:40 PM

... I would have written the OED and if I knew what the OED is.

I would know what the OED is if ...

(I know - I have one copy here on my desk ...)

blastradius14

26-10-2005, 07:07 PM

I had written a 15 page essay on it.

I would have written a 15 page essay on the OED because...

BeefontheBone

26-10-2005, 08:05 PM

of some very lazy English teaching at school.

I'd much rather read the Concise Dictionary of French Slang because...

Lonely Vazdru

26-10-2005, 08:23 PM

... i'm french but who knows, i might learn something.
I might learn something if...

A. J. Raffles

26-10-2005, 08:24 PM

... this might be a way of getting the attention of Francoise, who does Statistics.

Beef would start calling himself "Boeufsurl'Os" if...

Edit: Curses! Too late. Bloody French! :bleh: Just ignore my post.:(

Lonely Vazdru

26-10-2005, 08:27 PM

...he really wanted to get Françoise's attention.
Simultaneous posting can't damage this thread because...

EDIT : Takes a minute to find the french for Beefonthebone right ? LOL

Fruit Pie Jones

26-10-2005, 09:05 PM

...this thread's armor plating is too thick.

30mm armor-piercing shells might do the trick, but only if...

BeefontheBone

26-10-2005, 09:15 PM

they're French made ones.

French ammunition is widely held to be superior because

Fruit Pie Jones

26-10-2005, 09:23 PM

...it's been thoroughly tested on every conceivable type of mime.

Marcel Marceau strongly (and silenty) disapproves of this thread, because...

Blood-Pigggy

26-10-2005, 09:34 PM

Your mother called him a donkey porker.

Your mother loves the insult donkey porker because...

BeefontheBone

26-10-2005, 09:55 PM

she wants to see Marcel miming it :D

Donkeys shouldn't eat pork (stop sniggering at the back) not only because they're Jewish, but also because...

Blood-Pigggy

26-10-2005, 09:56 PM

Beef would cry...
Beef enjoys crying because...

omg

26-10-2005, 10:32 PM

it is hard for him to stop tears of joy from entering his eyes when he sees piggys slaughtered

your are watching piggys get slaughtered if

blastradius14

27-10-2005, 12:24 AM

You are omg and are wierd that way.

You are wierd that way because your mother was doing...

Blood-Pigggy

27-10-2005, 06:10 PM

abusive things to you while you were young.

You were abused for pooping because...

A. J. Raffles

27-10-2005, 07:51 PM

...this thread is beginning to take a worrying turn.

Threads start taking worrying turns if...

Fruit Pie Jones

27-10-2005, 08:01 PM

...they get behind the wheel while drunk.

You'll start asking your friends to call you Mario Andretti if...

kirk

27-10-2005, 10:14 PM

your name is Mario Andretti.
:Tom: will take over the world if...

BeefontheBone

27-10-2005, 10:43 PM

Smurfette ever gets round to choosing a mate so they can shore up the numbers.

The best way to shore up your numbers, short of mating with Smurfette, is...

Blood-Pigggy

27-10-2005, 10:45 PM

(Smurfs have no reproductive organs)

...(censored by the National Board of Decency)

You can (censored by the National Board of Decency) by...

swiss

28-10-2005, 05:45 PM

... trying very hard.

It gets even harder if ...

Fruit Pie Jones

28-10-2005, 05:49 PM

...everyone posts double entendres.

You have no business even contemplating the deadly triple entendre unless...

Rinforzando

29-10-2005, 01:36 PM

...you passed with a distinction from the Paris institute of entendres.

You dropped out from the Paris institute of entendres because...

BeefontheBone

29-10-2005, 03:23 PM

They were all in French, and you realised that it was English entendres you were after.

An entendre should not be confused with an entente cordiale because

A. J. Raffles

29-10-2005, 04:11 PM

...too many cordials may ruin your health.

People have too many cordials if...

knails

30-10-2005, 12:18 AM

they can't think of a decent post

you can't post if

allyfaucet

30-10-2005, 02:51 AM

You have no hands :D

If you didn't have any hands, then...

wendymaree

30-10-2005, 02:32 AM

...you wouldn't be very handy, especially on an internet forum.

However, at the same time, we can't discount the usefulness of toes for...

Nikson

30-10-2005, 03:25 AM

nose picking and nail biting!

You might bite your toe nails if...

A. J. Raffles

30-10-2005, 07:02 AM

...you could make your neck bend that far.

You might be able to make your neck bend that far if...

wendymaree

30-10-2005, 07:22 AM

....if you could disconnect your spine like Rubber Man from the Teen Avengers. Unfortunately, this is out of your league.

However you could still join the Teen Avengers if...

knails

30-10-2005, 09:16 AM

you bribe them to let you in

you might bribe them if

Fruit Pie Jones

31-10-2005, 03:16 PM

...you have lots of money and nothing else to do with it.

You'll make lots of money if...

knails

31-10-2005, 03:29 PM

you get bill gates to sign a fake will unknowingly and assassinate him while he sleeps

you assassinate bill gates if...

swiss

31-10-2005, 04:48 PM

... he's about to explain that Windows has no bugs anymore.

Windows would be bug free if ...

(apple had done it :D )

Shelley

01-11-2005, 08:09 AM

...pigs fly!

Pigs fly if....

kirk

01-11-2005, 12:29 PM

they drink Red Bull...

People drink Red Bull because...

BeefontheBone

01-11-2005, 02:27 PM

they're nostalgic for that childhood cough medicine flavour.

The best thing to do when you have a cough is...

knails

01-11-2005, 03:09 PM

to stick your head down the toilet and shout at the top of your voice leopard where are you

(click here (http://www.rathergood.com/looking/) to understand leopard thing)

leopard is lost if

oh and if you want to say that this song is old, i know.

i only just remembered it

swiss

01-11-2005, 04:34 PM

... he lost his orientation again.

little kitty will go and fetch him if ...

blastradius14

01-11-2005, 04:35 PM

He has dog like instincts.

He might have dog-like instincts because...

(You people forgot plasticman. That guy stretches too, and his enemy was the weed LOL.)

knails

03-11-2005, 03:05 PM

he is really a dog in disguise

he is disguised as a dog because...

swiss

03-11-2005, 05:36 PM

he needs fake insticts to find the tiger ...

the tiger will eat him if ...

knails

03-11-2005, 07:49 PM

he smells of bananas and mangos

he smells of fruit because

Fruit Pie Jones

04-11-2005, 03:47 PM

...he used to work in a factory that made those little fruit cups, and now the smell will be with him until the end.

He still has nightmares about that job, because...

swiss

04-11-2005, 07:38 PM

... fruit pies can be dangerous.

he'd rather be like indiana jones when ...

Shelley

06-11-2005, 03:30 PM

...he's with the 'raiders of the lost ark'

An ark is lost if...

knails

06-11-2005, 04:07 PM

noah misplaced it

he missplaced it when

BeefontheBone

06-11-2005, 06:12 PM

due to a small but fatal design flaw, he failed to include a GPS system on board, then lent it to his idiot son who wanted to try and pick up girls ("Hey, you wanna see something massive?") and managed to get slapped so hard he became disoriented and couldn't find the ark again.

When picking up girls, it's important to remember not only to lift with your knees rather than your back, but also...

knails

06-11-2005, 08:16 PM

cheese can cause arks to rust

rusty cheese is bad because

Fruit Pie Jones

07-11-2005, 08:22 PM

...it's a lot harder to spread.

A good butter knife can save your life if...

swiss

09-11-2005, 06:28 PM

.. you need to get rid of a three-headed squirrel.

You need to get past a three-headed squirrel if ...

BeefontheBone

09-11-2005, 06:31 PM

It's stolen your cheese rake and you need your slices to be nice and uniform.

Unlike Cerberus, a three-headed squirrel isn't that scary because...

Danny252

09-11-2005, 07:22 PM

It cannot remove your head in a few seconds.

It does not wish to do this because..

Shelley

10-11-2005, 10:02 AM

it's just a peaceloving threeheaded squirrel...

you're a squirrel if...

BeefontheBone

10-11-2005, 10:39 AM

You eat nuts held in both hands, occasionally looking around with a "Did I leave the oven on?" look on your face.

One way to check whether you left the oven on is...

Ioncannon

10-11-2005, 11:48 PM

see if your house is on fire.

You can hack your friends computer by...

knails

11-11-2005, 07:11 AM

setting his oven on fire and trying to work out his password

you don't know his password because

MellyWelly

11-11-2005, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Sep 21 2005, 07:34 PM
...if your best friend Cidal turns out to be a homophobe!

You're going out of your mind if...
...Your mind ran away from boredom.

You might be sane if?

---

:o I'm new here, don't hurt my gentle newbness.

BeefontheBone

11-11-2005, 02:26 PM

Don't worry, we don't bite. You did manage to finish a sentence from somewhere in the middle of the thread though.

And hello.

Sebatianos

11-11-2005, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by MellyWelly+Nov 11 2005, 04:37 PM****</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MellyWelly @ Nov 11 2005, 04:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ******QuoteBegin-Sebatianos@Sep 21 2005, 07:34 PM
...if your best friend Cidal turns out to be a homophobe!

You're going out of your mind if...
...Your mind ran away from boredom.

You might be sane if? [/b][/quote]
...you had enough time to run away before being totaly infested by the insanity of this forum.

*Just kidding, welcome to the site! And I do feel kinda flaterd that you decide to continue my ...if..., but like Beef said - please just reply to the last one ;) *

You hadn't enough time to flee from the insanity of this place, because...

Rinforzando

14-11-2005, 12:37 PM

...You were held up by an army of tuba playing squirrels!

You can't resist their cute, yet jazzy charm because...

BeefontheBone

14-11-2005, 12:42 PM

Even while playing the tuba, they still do the "Did I leave the oven on?" thing every once in a while - even when under the control of the spirit of jazz ("Ow! Why didn't you tell me my hat was on fire?" "I thought that was your look.") they're still charmingly concerned about domestic appliance energy costs/fire risks.

You know your hat's on fire when...

A. J. Raffles

14-11-2005, 12:56 PM

...you scratch your head and get second-degree burns on your fingers.

Fingers are expendable if...

ReamusLQ

14-11-2005, 02:28 PM

you have hexadactyly syndrome.

You might have hexadactyly syndrome if...

knails

14-11-2005, 02:44 PM

some doctor says you have it to sound big

you have to believe him because

ReamusLQ

15-11-2005, 05:20 AM

you're too stupid to know what hexada-what ever means.

You're stupid if...

allyfaucet

15-11-2005, 06:58 AM

you're one of those people who jams two obviously unfit puzzle pieces together and breaks them.

You're destructive if...

_raven

15-11-2005, 09:45 AM

you break your computer with an axe becouse you didn't have any fun playing "LITTLE PEOPLE FARM".

You like "LITTLE PEOPLE FARM" if....

a15drian

15-11-2005, 10:08 AM

......... you saw them berrie a dead's man head.
You like a dead's man head if...

Shelley

15-11-2005, 10:12 AM

...you like a15drian's avatar!! :evil:

You like your own avatar if...

Skumpaq

15-11-2005, 10:21 AM

If I had had one.

I would have an avatar if...

a15drian

17-11-2005, 12:48 PM

You can give me youre e-amil to send it to you.
you like my avatar if...

ReamusLQ

17-11-2005, 02:25 PM

...you are able to appreciate hideous and horribly designed art.

You create horrible, awful, tacky, disgusting art if...

BeefontheBone

17-11-2005, 02:58 PM

..your name is Tracy Emin

An untidy bed qualifies as art because...

Havell

17-11-2005, 03:26 PM

...you're on far too many recreatinoal drugs.

You take recreational drugs if...

Tulac

17-11-2005, 09:24 PM

you like recreation...

you eat carrots because your mom has...

JimmyJ

18-11-2005, 12:40 AM

A need to cram "healthy" stuff in your throat

Stuff ALWAYS had a weakness because....

allyfaucet

18-11-2005, 04:13 AM

this sentence makes sense.

You wouldn't make much sense if...

ReamusLQ

18-11-2005, 04:53 AM

it's ending was not...

You don't speak in complete sentences if...

a15drian

18-11-2005, 09:17 AM

... you don't know nothing.
you don't know nothing if...

BeefontheBone

18-11-2005, 11:02 AM

Double negatives don't never not give you no pleasure.

Photography is a fun hobby because...

a15drian

18-11-2005, 12:12 PM

you can photograph evil pictures
You can do evil things if...

allyfaucet

18-11-2005, 05:10 PM

you're evil! :sneaky:

You will wait for the same person if...

Fruit Pie Jones

18-11-2005, 09:12 PM

...there's nobody else worth waiting for.

You won't have a high opinion of people in general if...

a15drian

22-11-2005, 09:29 AM

They aren't rich.
i don't know nothing to say next if...

Rinforzando

22-11-2005, 11:30 AM

...you enjoy using double-negatives.

No-one ever uses double-positives because...

Shelley

22-11-2005, 11:32 AM

That's too Great Great!!

Your grandmother is great if...

BeefontheBone

22-11-2005, 12:44 PM

...you just found out that your sister is actually your mum, and your mum is actually your grandma.

You enjoy spending time with your family if...

a15drian

23-11-2005, 09:01 AM

you are happy , and you aren't happy because you are ... :bye:

Shelley

23-11-2005, 09:24 AM

...not clapping your hands! (hence the song:*if you're happy and you know it clap your hands...clap clap*) :tomato:

You're clapping your hands not only if you're happy but also if...

a15drian

23-11-2005, 09:30 AM

You saw an opera finish
You don't like the Opera if :ok:

BeefontheBone

23-11-2005, 10:19 AM

it's performed in really bad Latin with Czech surtitles (this happened to me once - never let my mother drag you to an opera in Prague...)

A good alternative to Opera is an equally risible puppet show / performance art piece effectively recreating The Beatles' Yellow Submarine in front of an audience of four because...

a15drian

23-11-2005, 05:02 PM

We all live in the Yellow submarine yellow submarine the yellow submarine
Who lives in a yellow submarine is.....

_raven

26-11-2005, 09:10 PM

...David Hasselhoff

you are a big fan of Baywatch if...

(this is a good game, i'm just trying to continue it, since it seems no one knows wath to answer to the "yellow submarine" question)

JimmyJ

26-11-2005, 10:00 PM

you like staring at ladies in bikinis running around.

You go to HOTU if you are...

a15drian

28-11-2005, 12:13 PM

A nobody.
You like POP sands of time or Warrior Within if

knails

02-12-2005, 09:46 AM

you like watching a cocky barechested persian prince jumping around!

you watch filmsover and over again if

a15drian

06-12-2005, 12:47 PM

You like it
but if don't like it ....

_raven

11-12-2005, 02:00 PM

You just go and burn the tape, laughing as a madman in a violent frenzy of rage.

you would control yourself when your most savage instincts try to come out if....

JimmyJ

11-12-2005, 06:41 PM

you get strapped to a table with a fan over you moving down and a dirty magazine shoved to your face

If you get bad gas from "retro beenz", you....

Bp103

12-12-2005, 05:20 PM

will be used for riot control

you might be evil if you put katsup on your communion wafer

you might be evil if.....

sirius

20-12-2005, 03:31 PM

you put katsup on your communion wafer!!!
de ja vu.....

your the most evil if.............

Nosferrath

21-12-2005, 07:07 PM

...You think Jay Leno's chin is small.

You are very evil if ...

knails

24-12-2005, 11:50 AM

you think that pouring salt on slugs and burning them with magnifying glass is fun

you do the above because...

Ignite

24-12-2005, 09:34 PM

... you dont have anything more evil to do...

Youre strangely evil if...

Himmler

25-12-2005, 11:45 AM

you ate chocolate
u're extremely dumb if...

Nosferrath

29-12-2005, 09:31 AM

You listen to gipsy "music".

You are the most evil if ...

Bobbin Threadbare

29-12-2005, 10:29 AM

You think gypsy music is emo...

You might confuse music genres if...

Master MC

30-12-2005, 03:52 PM

you like the music from Cool Spot.

you might listen to the tune from Beverly Hills Cop (crazy frog edition) when...

Bp103

01-01-2006, 12:59 AM

when your brain falls out.

you copy bush if........

omg

02-01-2006, 12:46 PM

you want to be able to subvert democracy while starting a war to raise the world oil price when your family convieniently owns huge amounts of oil and be unable to speak the english language properly and lots of other stuff that i cant be bothered to type because this will just turn into a micheal moore book rather than a forum post....

you cut off the tips of peoples fingers to make earings if ..

a15drian

04-01-2006, 09:48 AM

You like ogrish :twisted:
You can't cut theire fingers if...

WaAn

04-01-2006, 09:54 PM

You don't have a knife

You can't get a knife if...

gufu1992

04-01-2006, 10:43 PM

...I want to kill you in CS with it

your evil if...

omg

07-01-2006, 11:40 PM

you want to kill people

you are tim westwood if

Tulac

07-01-2006, 11:56 PM

you made command and conquer

you like to say words like bleh or gnargles if...

WaAn

08-01-2006, 12:53 PM

...you like to say words like bleh or gnargles.

You like to drink BLOOD if...

Moppie

08-01-2006, 02:52 PM

it's been in your family for a few generations.

U might think this smily :sick: and this one :sick: are evil if...

WaAn

08-01-2006, 03:12 PM

... you feel sick. Very very sick.

You think that being an angel is EVIL if...
:angel:

Moppie

09-01-2006, 10:12 AM

...u are sniping little pigs on earth.

:sniper:

You might be evil if...

WaAn

10-01-2006, 01:34 PM

you think that "BHUINGKDMXNJHUKT" means something (In english)

Second person who replies to this post is evil if

a15drian

10-01-2006, 01:36 PM

I stabed you in the Back.
i don't know what to say next if

WaAn

10-01-2006, 04:59 PM

You don't know what to say.

You are very evil if...

Bobbin Threadbare

11-01-2006, 11:55 AM

You know what to say but say you don't.

You might confuse someone evil if...

WaAn

11-01-2006, 02:19 PM

You are nice for him. :angel:

And if someone who's evil is confused, then...

swiss

14-01-2006, 01:05 PM

... he'll probably even eat fruit pie.

Fruit pies are nice for Jones if ...

Fruit Pie Jones

18-01-2006, 03:06 PM

...he's hungry.

I get hungry when...

allyfaucet

19-01-2006, 03:17 AM

you're out of pie!

It's time for more pie when...

Bobbin Threadbare

19-01-2006, 05:17 AM

...You out of bird seed.

You want bird seed if...

Sebatianos

19-01-2006, 12:35 PM

...you plan to plant birds all over your back yard.

You stepped into a pile of pooh in your back yard because...

Bobbin Threadbare

19-01-2006, 01:14 PM

It's been raining poo all month.

You might use this smiley :sniper: if...

platformer

19-01-2006, 03:01 PM

You think you're hotshot.

You like to show off because...

cecopl

22-01-2006, 04:23 PM

... your red horns and devolic tail are looking real nice today :evil:

You migh think the person who posted this is not evil, but stupid because...

Master MC

22-01-2006, 04:31 PM

...he is a n00b with 0 posts and spelled 'might' wrongly.

You might find me a n00b because...

allyfaucet

22-01-2006, 05:00 PM

you think you're a master MC :P

You're a true master if...

Sebatianos

22-01-2006, 05:43 PM

... if you went on a galleon and cut down the MAST and it went ERrrrrrr.

You'd be cutting down masts if...

Bobbin Threadbare

23-01-2006, 12:08 AM

... You joined the Ghostbusters team.

You might think someone is from Ghostbusters if...

Master MC

23-01-2006, 02:33 PM

... he has a lame signature and sings that stupid song all the time.

You might be telling everyone you're going to Rome, Italy but going to Rome, Georgia instead because...

Sebatianos

30-01-2006, 11:20 AM

...you like the independant Asian country Georgia (http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/gg.html) so much, that you'll in fact move all the ancient Roman ruines there.

You'd be listening to Gregorian chants if,...

kajjj

30-01-2006, 07:22 PM

you are desperate enough to go to the church

You might get really desperate, if...

Himmler

30-01-2006, 10:33 PM

you ask for a girl to vomit on your face
you are very hungry if

Master MC

30-01-2006, 10:35 PM

...you ask a girl to vomit on your face.

Vomit can contain a lot of nutrients when...

kajjj

31-01-2006, 04:12 PM

... the girls like healthy food
food can be healthy, if...

Sebatianos

31-01-2006, 04:53 PM

...it isn't vomited on your face.

We're talking about :sick: because...

kajjj

31-01-2006, 07:17 PM

...Himmler has started
he shouldn't start, because...

Sebatianos

31-01-2006, 07:36 PM

...he's fifteen :beer: too early.

You might wanna order a beer (or skin a deer) if...

Master MC

31-01-2006, 07:39 PM

...you're Finnish! You have no idea what these silly people do at night! Probably wandering the woods and chanting evil songs about red-nosed reindeers and stuff.

You might want to live in Dr. Kongo because...

Sebatianos

31-01-2006, 07:41 PM

...you're a little parasite who feeds off the inside layers of the skin of medics.

This thread (as a whole) will make sense to you unless...

ReamusLQ

31-01-2006, 08:10 PM

...this is your first post in this thread and you are stupid and didn't read the first post to find out what is going on or how the game evolved.

You are stupid if...