You Are Evil If...

[Playbahnosh]

you don't know about Abandonia :D

You like to wet yourself because...

[kajjj]

^you are too young to know there are other ways...

You may choose the wrong way, if...

[#BlakhOle#]

if there are signs pointing at it saying "danger, dont go this way"

you are evil if...

[_r.u.s.s.]

you turn the sign on otherside

you might be fool if..

[Himmler]

you think i'm funny

you are drunk if..

[Geordy]

^... you think Himmler is funny. :D

You'll sleep with your best friend's girlfirend if...

[_r.u.s.s.]

^you are schizophrenik

you might be romano if...

[Himmler]

you're not Himmler :D

you are dead if

[Fruit Pie Jones]

...you are Himmler.

You'd consider taking a cyanide pill if...

[Geordy]

^... you are forced to be Himmler. :D

You steal candies from little children if....

[kajjj]

...you're wearing glasses that prevent seeing anything

you may be blind, when...

[Squalidangel]

You find Brittany Spears (sp?) attractive......


You may think George Bush is a great president when...

[kajjj]

...you're on his payroll.

you could roll, if...

[Himmler]

u have a spike attacked to your forhead( :blink: )

you are a mass-murderer if

[_r.u.s.s.]

you throw every person down the stairs :whistle:

you might be female if...

[Playbahnosh]

you play with people's feelings (:()

you go home drunk when...

[Himmler]

you're in playbanosh situation

you are a fallen angel if

[_r.u.s.s.]

you are angel, who met himmler=D

you might be burned angel if... :whistle:

[Geordy]

^... you are Lucy Liu in hell. :D

You might want to kill a guy named "Charlie" if...

[Danny252]

...an army of Charlies assualted your house.

You'd run away from my computer when...

[PrejudiceSucks]

Pools of blood started pouring out from your CD drive...

You'd kill the whole "O Rly?" owl thing if...

[Himmler]

you didn't like owls that speak

you would shoot everyone you know if

[Tulac]

Jack Thompson would be right

you are baffled when...

[Geordy]

... you spot tulac in motion :D

You'd think about doing some sports again if...

[Danny252]

You went totally insane.

This would never happen because...

[PrejudiceSucks]

you're on pills.

Which is likely if...

[Danny252]

You really are insane

The doormonkey ate your pills because...

[Master MC]

...his name is Gordon.

You might want to call yourself Borut because...

[Geordy]

... the only other option is Master MC.

You might want to call yourself Master MC because...

[Danny252]

You own MCness.

You'd own Mcnes because...

[swiss]

you have an ORLY thingy in your avi.

you might want to say "O RLY" if ...

[Playbahnosh]

someone tells you you won the lottery

you might get frozen if...

[_r.u.s.s.]

you live in Futurama


you might be animal if...

[swiss]

... you get in conflict with this moral stuff.

You might need to get in conflict with this moral stuff if ....

[Geordy]

^... your cousin looks too beautiful. :D

You might want to post disgusting littl' smilies if...

[Squalidangel]

...Your not creative enough to come up with words

You might stop responding to this thread if....

[kajjj]

... you are the the one who started this thread.

You are evil, if...

[Sebatianos]

...haven't created such a thread in a completely different forum.

You'll get banned for evilness if,...

[Himmler]

you follow the path of warez

you are a nerdy geek if

[Geordy]

^... you are a geeky nerd.

Women love geeks for...

[Fruit Pie Jones]

...their dance moves.

You might be persuaded to shake your groove thang if...

[Geordy]

^... that hot gal in that red dress already rented a room for us afterwards. :max:

You might rent a room if...

[BeefontheBone]

You needed a place to live.

You might regret renting a room with a bunch of strangers if...

[Tulac]

they happen to be annoying...

You bang your head in the wall when...

[Fruit Pie Jones]

One of your roommates thoughtfully bricks up your door while you sleep, and you wake up in the middle of the night and need to pee really bad.

You're going to need some paper towels if...

[Playbahnosh]

you swim in a pool of ketchup

you are eating to many burgers if...

[Icewolf]

...you just drive through the drive in and get our bag
without having to order.

You ruined your car if...

[Bobbin Threadbare]

...You got oil on it, then there was a nearby smoker lighting a cigerette.

You are a smoker if...

[swiss]

... you are a freak, have no friends are pale and smell like it.

You may want to stop smoking if ...

[Icewolf]

... you have to replace your CD-Rom drive the 381st time.

You run a CD if...

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

You want to play a game!

You are nuts if...........

[Bobbin Threadbare]

...You are a squirrel

You eat a squrrel if...

[Glista]

... you want to eat some nuts really bad and you can't find any and you think that squirrel had eaten them

You are evil if...

[Tulac]

you kick people in the nuts...

you like ice cream with nuts because...

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

It Tastes good!!!

You are a communist if...............

[Icewolf]

....you wear red underwear with a golden star. Same with your sheets and covers.


You spend money if.....

[Glista]

...you buy original games

You buy/and/or/download pirate games if...

[_r.u.s.s.]

you are playbahnosh


you would cut your leg if

[Bp103]

If your leg was under a bolder


you crave a cheese burger if

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

You discover an atomic bomb in it!

OT:You are a communist if.................Your using a MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/8392/maclow7dd.jpg


You smash your head in the computer screen like this:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3043/madcomputer4ri6bb.gif

if................................................ ........................................

[Icewolf]

:blink: you really need psychogical assistance.


You post gory .gif's if....

[Stebbi]

your nick is The Good Soldier Švejk


You smash sennheiser 650 headphone if?

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

You have a new one, and want fun!!! LOL

You are thinking you are a WW1 Pilot if.............................

[Icewolf]

... you want to kill a neat game in a forum.


You keep on movin' if....

[punch999]

Someone has a gun to your back.



You keep dancing if....

[Sebatianos]

...you fear that otherwise your partner might step on your toes and squish them.

You care about your toes because (and please don't say that it's because they were a dear gift from your beloved mother and father)...

[Master MC]

...because it is such a beloved gift from your mother and the milkman


Your mother prefers the milkman over your father because...

(o, sorry, technically speaken, the milkman is your father then, well consider this message non-posted)

[Fruit Pie Jones]

...the milkman under your father is just weird.

You might need more calcium in your diet if...

[Icewolf]

... your bones break by just typing on the keyboard.

You typing speed is amazing if....

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

........you are the Guy in the "Gory Gif" Above!

You Test the Fire Mechanism Of a Torpedoe With a Hammer LOL IF.......................

[Playbahnosh]

Originally posted by _r.u.s.s.@Mar 20 2006, 04:34 PM
you are playbahnosh


you would cut your leg if
I hate you <_<

[Grinder]

Originally posted by swiss@Mar 6 2006, 03:03 PM
... you are a freak, have no friends are pale and smell like it.

You may want to stop smoking if ...
Aren't you a smoker? :blink:

EDIT:
You go :Titan: when....

[Sebatianos]

...nature calls.

You hear nature (or any other voice) call if...

[Grinder]

you see a waterfall...

....you feel the need to ban someone if...

[Sebatianos]

...that person is a barbaric test subject.

You'll regret banning someone if...

[Blood-Pigggy]

That person made sweet love with you, and now refuses to do so.

You refuse to make sweet love if...

[Sebatianos]

...you have diabetis.

You're sweet but evil if...

[Sax Machine]

You're a really good, but expensive candy.
You might be posting too much when...

[Stebbi]

...when replying your own reply's


You poke badger's if.....

[Grinder]

You touch yourself at night. And have a funny avatar.

You feel the urge to kick someone if...

[Blood-Pigggy]

they are sexy like Grinder.

You are sexy like Grinder if...

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

.............if You're Grinder!

You Like Metal Gear Solid If...............

[Master MC]

...you're Ozzy Osbourne.

You use electricity because...

[Danny252]

You have flashy cats eyes to light up.

You hate cats if...

[Grinder]

they pee on your shoulder.

you get addicted to computers if...

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

....................if You're Playing Submarine Games!

@Grinder
I Hope you don't Have any Serious Problems With Cats.......Cos i Have 1.

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7242/frgvieh8qx.jpg

Her Name is "Fergie" and Shes Damn the Most intelligent Cat i Ever Seen......She can even open Doors............

You're Playing too Much Submarine Games if.............................

[Master MC]

...you're addicted to computers.

@Good Soldier: yeah cats rule! I've got 6 :bleh:

You hate dogs because...

[Icewolf]

... all the others like them and you don't want to be an opportunist.

Dogs rock!! :ok:


You are definetly not 1337 if....

[#BlakhOle#]

... you're 1338.

and you sure as hell aren't looking at three hotdogs doing a striptease on a barbwire fence if...

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

...............you're A$$ is Burning!


You Have a Stupid Grinning Avarar Like Me IF..........................

[#BlakhOle#]

... your too thick too realise no-one likes your stupid grinning avatar.

You only look on the bright side of life if...

[Danny252]

..You have a great set of friends (Yay! go my friends!)

You'll only have good friends if...

[Bobbin Threadbare]

...You aren't dead.

...You would think this thread is not new but old and going to die if...

[Icewolf]

... there are people talking about its death and other people spamming it full!!!


You're a ghost in shell if....

[Grinder]

something went wrong with the silver bullet.

You are banging your head against a wall if...

[Danny252]

...That wall has something against your head

You've never seen a wall if...

[Icewolf]

... you've not been a citizen of ther German Democratic Republic!!! :D


You play a terriffic guitar-solo if...

[Bobbin Threadbare]

..You want to.

You are (here it comes) evil if...

[The Good Soldier Švejk]

...if You're Hitler!

You're Goin Bananas if...

[faralar]

you start looking over your shoulder after you've seen my avatars message

you might be evil if....

[Bobbin Threadbare]

...Big Brother is watching you

You would watch Big Brother if...

[Sax Machine]

you look over your sholder after seeing faralar's Avatar (hard to say)

You would look at Faralar's avatar (hard to say) if...

[Icewolf]

... you think about difficult words to say.


You're a Sax Machine if.....

[ReamusLQ]

...you're too much of a geek to be a Sex Machine.

You are a geek if...

[#BlakhOle#]

...you call yourself a sax machine

You prefer music to sex if...

[Icewolf]

... your mate is really bad in bed.


You have a bad bed if....

[faralar]

the floor is softer

you are soft if...

[U-Boat Commander David]

...if you are gay!

You are a Hero of the Soviet Union if...

[faralar]

...you've killed lots of innocent people


you are a killer if

[Mighty Midget]

...sarcastic people tell you your jokes really crack them up

You really shouldn't have gotten out of bed this morning if

[Danny252]

...You're still suffering from overdose of coke effects.

You were up at 3 this morning because...

[_r.u.s.s.]

you was bored..

you might fall of the bycikle if

[Danny252]

...you can't actually ride the bicycle

The windows wants to kill you if...

[_r.u.s.s.]

you walk under construction site

you watch OC california if ><

[#BlakhOle#]

...Stargate isn't on :D

You would prefer drama to sci-fi if...

[Icewolf]

... you're sissy tempered.


You're watching Sissy on TV if...

[Mighty Midget]

...you're one yourself :D (I don't know Sissy, but it was too tempting LOL )

You will frown at Bill Hicks if...

[faralar]

....you have a sense of humor

you don't have a sense of humor if.....

[Icewolf]

... you think painting your cat green is really funny.


You paint your room with red dots if....

[Mighty Midget]

,and only if, you're out of green (after painting the cat)

Your 'attic' is dimly lit if..

[Bp103]

if its lit with X-mas lights

you smack Santa Claus if........

[#BlakhOle#]

...If you cant get with Mrs Clause.

Youd rather an elf to Rudolph if...

[Icewolf]

... you're "from the other shore". :D


You swim off that shore if...

[#BlakhOle#]

...Rudolph was having a sleepover party

youd throw one too if...

[Bp103]

If you thinks that grammar matters in these posts. :bleh:

you throw stones in glass houses if................

[fbouthil]

... you got some free time. Well, everybody does that all the time really (or maybe it is just me!).

You throw eggs at chicken if ...

[Mighty Midget]

...the chicken came first, and it's a small chicken and you are sure it won't beat you up.

You'll throw chickens into a pile of eggs if...

[Grinder]

...you want to check which one will break

You reach the speed of an unladen Nazgul if....

[Mighty Midget]

Wait! You must specify: European or African?

[Grinder]

you reach the speed of a european unladen nazgul, the one with the twin engine and the extra long wings, but without those fancy things at the tips of the wings, IF....

[Mighty Midget]

LOL
...you're being chased by one and you really, REALLY want to cling onto your life for a bit longer.

You're a "depressingly stupid machine" if...

[U-Boat Commander David]

...if you are DDR! (Der Dumme Rest)

You are a Sick Spammer Idiot if...

[_r.u.s.s.]

-his eyes stare on U-Boat Commander David "o_O"- [cough],[cough]

you don't like yourself if..

[Mighty Midget]

you're sitting in a bath tub (between a female bear and her cub) filled with pirhanas, playing 'will-it-fall-into-my-tub?" with a toaster, thinking you'd look better as Zha Zha Gabor on a bad hair day, all while enjoying a nice, hot cup of poison.

You're a gullible mug if...

[Cifra]

...you believe that Duke Nukem Forever will come out...

you are a fierce chipmunk if....

[Elon Yariv]

If you play chip and dale.

You are a very silly man if...

[Mighty Midget]

Graham Chapman's The Colonel enters and order you to stop because it's too silly.

You're another Groo if

[Icewolf]

.... you keep falling over because yu can't tie your shoe-laces correctly.


You're having ugly boots on your feet if...

[Cifra]

...50 cent is your idol...

your mother is a grizzly bear if....

[Mighty Midget]

she beats your friends to a pulp for coming in between you and her.

You have utterly failed to be evil if...

[vivian_evelina]

-

[Tulac]

you're strapped to the chair you're sitting on...

you like to eat kebabs because...

[Mighty Midget]

you can't resist food with (a) spit in it.

You can spot a three headed monkey at 5 miles if

[Cifra]

...your mother-in-law's house is five miles away.

your teddy bear will eat you if...

[Mighty Midget]

You keep calling him Dupert instead of Rupert

You cause a sensation in the news if

[Grinder]

..you define what a teddy bear is and make it a scientific discovery
you are increasingly disturbed if...

[Icewolf]

... you're arguing with your pets about political issues.


You have extremely cool pets if....

[Cifra]

Your pet stegosaurus can drive a truck


you like nachos if...

[Mighty Midget]

alternatively, you could gnaw your legs off for supper, but you realize that you have already done that.

Your job interview doesn't work out at all for you, if

[vivian_evelina]

-

[Mighty Midget]

some unhinged burglar hadn't already run off with the doors

You'll confuse a cat if...

[U-Boat Commander David]

...if you are a Sick Idiot.

You try to Spam without getting a Warnlevel Incrase but Fail If...

[Toxik]

you try to spam here..


You like Monty Python's spam sketch if..

[U-Boat Commander David]

...if you are me! :ok:

you hate the Monty Python's spam sketch if...

[Mighty Midget]

Smith and Jones point a shotgun at you and advice you to hate the Pythons.

You'd rather drink the water than walk on it if...

[Grinder]

..you are an unladen nazgul

you would kill an unladen Nazgul before sleeping with the guy in Mighty Midgets avater if...

[Icewolf]

... you are desperately trying to improve you image.


You wear your sunglasses at night if....

[Mousazz]

... you are desperately trying to improve you image.


You wear your sunglasses at night if....
Everyone thinks you're geek.

You will be evil by killing everyone who thinks you are a geek because...

[U-Boat Commander David]

...you're a Hitman: Blood Money Addicted Psycho.

You scalp your neighbor because...

(66th Page.... 600 to go :D)

[Rin]

i dunno it sounded like a good idea at the time...

You burnt down the Emergency Ward on Christmas Eve because...

[Icewolf]

... you caught fire on one of these candles that automatically re-light.


You buy loads of candles (including the box! :nuts:) for a incredibly low price if...

[Mousazz]

...Your friend has lit up your other friends, and they their friends, and they their friends... until everyone is dead and you don't have enough candles for all of them, so you find a candle lying on the street, and then another one, and another one... until you take all the candles and some lunatic sells you the box.

Jesus would be evil if...

(no offence)

[Icewolf]

...he would trip old grannies up when they are crossing the street. :confused:


You are reading newspapers too often if...

[Mousazz]

...You wanna find out if one of the grannies Jesus tripped was the lunatic who sold the box. :nuts:

You think that you are evil if...

[ianfreddie07]

... you bribe your brother to play on the PC (i don't do that)

You think your teacher's evil if...

[Icewolf]

...he says the test would be in one week and it really will be tomorrow.


Your printer is evil if...

[Kugerfang]

You're evil if you're Icewolf :)

[Icewolf]

You didn't get the game Kugerfang!! :amused:

You have to complete my sentence:
Your printer is evil if...

[Lulu_Jane]

You happen to belong to Icewolf's office.

Your right earlobe is evil if...

[GTX2GvO]

You have a skull earring dangling on it.

The Screenshot quiz is evil When.........

[Lulu_Jane]

You forget to wear your glasses ;)

Your elephant is evil when...

[Kugerfang]

when he poops on you.

You're games are evil if......

[ianfreddie07]

That game is Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing :p

Racing is evil if...

[Kugerfang]

it's RACist (get it?)

The Weighted Companion Cube is evil if......

[Mousazz]

It's incinerated :laugh:.
The GLADos is cute if...

[Spoonman]

not if, but when she sings

true love is evil if..

[Kugerfang]

your lover leaves you.

Gordon Freeman is evil if........

[Icewolf]

he pays no taxes.

Taxies are evil if...

[dosraider]

... they drive over your feet.

A foreign fleet is evil if .....

[Mrazerty]

... you say: "You might be evil if...".

You might be evil if...

[dosraider]

... you say: "You might be evil if...".

You might be evil if...
nag nag nag ...... pfffrt.

A foreign fleet is evil if .....

[skite2001]

...they shoot first and then ask questions

An Evil Genius is evil if...

[Icewolf]

... he/she/it tries to put all his ingenuity in an invention that might be able to destoy the world!


Your USB-Wireless Mouse Receiver is extremely evil if...

[skite2001]

...if it always interrupt your Wi-Fi Router

your Girlfriend/Wife is always evil if...

[Sebatianos]

...she's anything like the one I use to have.

All villains are extremely evil,...

[Spoonman]

when they'll steal every wiimote on earth

armpits are evil if...

[_r.u.s.s.]

they are armpits of doom™

your armpits of doom™ are of doom when they are..

[Icewolf]

... they are made by Hellish Inc.


All your Hellish Inc. products are evil if...

[Mousazz]

They are sold at a demonmarket.

Jim Carrey is evil if

[Geckogirl]

if he stars in another comedy movie.

A robot is evil if...

[ysorian]

... it doesnt respect u in the morning.

God is evil if....

[songnar]

he ever allows another Paulie Shore movie to exist.

Orphaned, baby kittens are evil if...

[ysorian]

they turn out to be tough and stringy :amused:

Marriage is evil if.....

[Icewolf]

... it is a regular one... :D


Grammar is evil if...

[songnar]

It are have not an good way.

Grandma is evil if...

[Icewolf]

... she's knitting a gun.


Kelly Clarkson is evil if...

[tzutzy]

... she doesn't stop singing.

A fountain is evil if...

[Icewolf]

.... it founds the fountation and impersonates itself as foundation: FLAG.


Your broom is extremely evil if...

[The Fifth Horseman]

... it's a trench broom.

Your PC is evil if...

[Icewolf]

... its OS is Windows Vista.



The chalkboard in class is evil if ...

[MarkTT]

...Someone runs their finger nails down it.


A banana is evil if...

[DoomYoshi]

...you keep it in your pocket.

Viagra is evil if...

[Spoonman]

..you're in dire need of it and it's stored at the top shelf where you just can't reach it

coffee is evil if..

[AlumiuN]

...it has Viagra in it.

George Bush is evil if...

[Halindir]

He cums in the cream

Cream is evil if..

[bobson]

... it slips from the cak

Hair are evil ...

[AlumiuN]

If they're there as well.

Yo momma is evil if...

[dosraider]

She puts viagra in your dad's coffee.

Your dad is evil if ....

[arete]

He decides not to drink it.

Your cat is evil if...

[AlumiuN]

... it has three heads and destroys an entire country every time it meows.

Arete is evil if...

[arete]

she chops people's heads off for being silly.

AlumiuN is evil if...

[AlumiuN]

Instead of answering this, I'm going to see what people come up with. Be creative, I'm offering a grand prize of 0 PoEs for the best suggestion with a prize pool of 0 PoEs for second and third.

BTW Arete, you spelled my name wrong. :D

[Spoonman]

AlumiuN is evil.. if he ever decides to become a tv game-host giving away the same kind of prizes in trade of 20 dollar a minute phonecalls

Your toilet seat is evil if..

[MarkTT]

... You trap your willy in it.

Bog roll is evil if...

[The Fifth Horseman]

... it's actually a roll of pliable sandpaper.

Your Pontiac Trans Am is evil if...

[Spoonman]

you decide to call 'her' Christine

your nosehair gets pretty evil if..

[AlumiuN]

... it grows fangs and has the urge to mow the lawn.

Windows is evil if...

[Fortis]

...it exists.

Computers are evil if...

[Spoonman]

they are used by evil headless squirrels to take over the internet

your pinky is evil if..

[AlumiuN]

... it uses Windows.

Your index finger is evil if...

[Spoonman]

..it picks at your nosehair

Cookies are evil if..

[AlumiuN]

... the chocolate chips aren't really chocolate. You know what I mean.

This thread is evil if...

[Icewolf]

... everybody keeps posting evil stuff! :D


Tax is evil if ...

[AlumiuN]

... Microsoft implements it in Windows 7.

The :thumbs: smiley is evil if...

[Spoonman]

..if you ever use it again

a 24" widescreen monitor is evil if..

[GTX2GvO]

..If it's just 2" high.

Abandonia is evil when....

[Icewolf]

... it's database notifies you that there are too many connections to it.

Your headset is evil if...

PS:
Abandonia is evil when....WHAT is the game called...? :rolleyes: :p ;)

[AlumiuN]

... it has a built in hot glue gun.

Belgium is evil if...

[sgtboat]

if they stop making those awesome waffles.
Your car is evil if.

[crusader1982]

you're evil when you're yourself

[dosraider]

you're evil when you're yourself
crusader1982 borked the game string.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:lynch:

[Spoonman]

well, that's pretty evil.

yet your car is evil if..

[_r.u.s.s.]

it's toyota

all your base is evil if

[Lulu_Jane]

They belong to us.

Your lymph nodes are evil if...

[AlumiuN]

...your mother is a lymphomaniac.

I'm not sure what is evil when...

[DoomYoshi]

I systematically slay an entire race and acquire the (good) template because I helped a child smile.

Gambling away pieces of eight is evil if...

[Spoonman]

the prize is a abandonia-destroying trojan horse

Old men are evil if..

[AlumiuN]

...they are 53, live in Belgium and are called 'dosraider'.

Not being able to think what to say next is evil when...

[Icewolf]

... you are having a really nice date.


Getting a cheap lunch is evil if...

[AlumiuN]

...you find it was constructed purely of baby birds, hence the 'cheep'. :doh:

Having too many tabs open in Firefox is evil if...

[_r.u.s.s.]

there's a java applet running in each of them

alumiun is evil if

[AlumiuN]

...he decides to talk about himself in the third person.

_r.u.s.s. is... no, wait, that's too easy... _r.u.s.s. isn't evil if...

[Icewolf]

... he's doing a bungee jump for advertising a new tea brand.


Your whiteboard is evil if...

[AlumiuN]

...it's black.

Detroit is evil if...

[Icewolf]

... there's SlimShady in it.

The Bronx is evil if... (is there a case when the Bronx ISN'T evil?! :D)

[AlumiuN]

... _r.u.s.s. is bungee jumping into it to advertise a new brand of tea

The Bronx isn't evil if...

[Icewolf]

... you are the owner... :D


Tin is evil if ...

[arete]

... it's Tintin.

Little fluffy bunnies are evil if ...

[_r.u.s.s.]

they are raised up by the person above me

MAKING RUSS DO BUNJEE JUMPING IN ORDER TO ADVERTISE SOME TEA IS EVIL when..

[Icewolf]

... the idea was created during high coffee tide.


Eating chocolate cookies is evil if...