this game

[Blood-Pigggy]

in this game you play the game

go

[Ultimate Carl]

I lost.

I hate this game.

[Eagle of Fire]

From Wikipedia: The Game has been called pointless and has been known to infuriate some people.

Nothing more to add...

[dosraider]

A game on Ab ..... how interesting!

[Lulu_Jane]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png

[_r.u.s.s.]

lulu that's reference to another game=P

[Lulu_Jane]

Either way, you just lost :)

[Blood-Pigggy]

contrary to popular opinion you're all halfway to winning

keep trying

[Lulu_Jane]

*rolls a double six*

[Scatty]

My turn, you have to wait now. Ehrm, what do I do in my turn? :p

[Blood-Pigggy]

*rolls a double six*

successful saving throw

My turn, you have to wait now. Ehrm, what do I do in my turn? :p

you win turn 1 you waited for turn

[_r.u.s.s.]

i put 300 credit points to card B3

[Tervez]

I move my queen to A3.

[Mighty Midget]

My king was last seen rushing down M1... God knows why as I don't live in the UK... But ok.

[TheChosen]

Il use the shaved siamese squirrel on the smelly shoes and hit it with a thingamabob. Then, Il cut the wire loose with 61 scissors and give Kugerfang the bribe.

Then, I enter the room, wear the offical Abandonia cap and talk to Blood Pigggy. Il use the Killer Cuts cd on him, watch the cutscene and win the game.

Amazing how logical these adventure game puzzles always are.

[dosraider]

[System message]
Your save files are corrupted.
Back to start.
[/System message]

[Blood-Pigggy]

nooooooooo

[Scatty]

Skeleton attacks Player.
Automatic break - enemy sighted.
Player swings club - Skeleton damaged for 4 points.
Skeleton touches Player - evaded.

[_r.u.s.s.]

HAIDUKEN upcase override

[Blood-Pigggy]

grav por
grav por

[Fubb]

My lvl 5 Dwarf/Druid has an attack of 10,

He needs to role a 6 for a +5 surprise damage on the skeleton attacking Player: "Player"

He has a +7 Axe of Thunder
[System Message]
*Player: "I Rox Ur S1sTERSn00bS" Roles dice*
[/System Message]

[Blood-Pigggy]

What are you playing? RPGs For Pussies? A druid that can use an Axe of Thunder? +7? At level 5? And roll just a six instead of an 18?

[Scatty]

Hey, it's "this game". You're supposed to weave the reality from how you imagine it :p

[Blood-Pigggy]

This game has a rigid set of rules including the fact that yall be white.

[Fubb]

*Presses the 'K' button and commits suicide*

[Scatty]

That's the wisest move I ever saw

[Blood-Pigggy]

in mani corp

i just resurrected your ass

[Scatty]

Vas Kal Corp

[Fubb]

Dues Ex GOTY damnit!

Notices he actually isn't a Dwarf/Druid, but a level 1 Hobbit with an attack of 2 and a bag of Mushrooms (spoiled)

[Blood-Pigggy]

Vas Kal Corp

an tym
kal xen corp

[Fubb]

ah hahaha...

your mean

[Scatty]

Eat my Black Sword of Unsurpassed Damage

[Mighty Midget]

Fear my maze of inappropriate damage.

[Blood-Pigggy]

Eat my Black Sword of Unsurpassed Damage

turd i glass sword your ass, nothing deals higher damage

[Fubb]

I just number 2 Penciled'd you

[_r.u.s.s.]

i think you all just gaye'd yourself

[Blood-Pigggy]

ok guys don't make me get lord british to insta-death touch yall, he get pissed when you touch his silverware for christ's sake

[Fubb]

Ultima?

I thought we were playing ( Final Fantasy, D&D, TES, etc)

[Blood-Pigggy]

what do you think grav por was negro

edit; tes licks cawk

[_r.u.s.s.]

HAIDUKEN uppercase ovverride

[Blood-Pigggy]

ass, u just got my left thruster

[Fubb]

Ultima licks cawk

I just fell off a cliff to an unmeaning demise. Curse you Quest for (un)Glory!

[Blood-Pigggy]

hahaha, yeah ultima liks a cawk which is why every rpg in existence licks a cawk because they're all imitating ultima

[Fubb]

ultima licks cawk compared to Discworld(?)

[Mighty Midget]

Yeah! Hell yeah! Ultima has nothing on Discworld when it comes to character developement and non-linear storylines. My favourite DW character was Rincewind as a Priest/Warrior.

[Blood-Pigggy]

loool, gwenno fuks up rincewind anyday i tell u and gwenno sucks unless she got bow rincewind = nub

[Fubb]

Yeah! Hell yeah! Ultima has nothing on Discworld when it comes to character developement and non-linear storylines. My favourite DW character was Rincewind as a Priest/Warrior.

Yay Discworld fan!!

Why tho theriouth??

[Blood-Pigggy]

lol fubb miss sarcasm

[Fubb]

you got me again!

Ack...can't think of something to say..I think you won

Player: BuckleBerryFin was defeated by Player: HornyPhatGuy778

[Blood-Pigggy]

how dare you insult huck finn

[Mighty Midget]

Who Hinn? What are you talking about?

[Blood-Pigggy]

u know dat fool mondain right, well i beta him with my time machine loool

[0gh3r]

I win this game. :amused:

[Blood-Pigggy]

what was ur prize

[_r.u.s.s.]

HAIDUKEN uppercase ovverride

[Blood-Pigggy]

U WERE SUOPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE
omg

[Blood-Pigggy]

nvm after you suck my dick

[_r.u.s.s.]

nvm after you suck my dick


i move my artillery to the seashore location

[Blood-Pigggy]

u lost dud cause my il-2 is coming on ur tail and ur gonna get a load of bullets shoved into your rudder sending u out of contrl lol u nub

[Scatty]

You all just got arrested. Put your hands in the air and drop your axes.

[Blood-Pigggy]

drop your faxes, u been usin too much inka neega

[Mighty Midget]

Sorry. Wrong game. I thought this was That Other Game.

[_r.u.s.s.]

your spy checks failed mighty midget, you can't escape now

[Blood-Pigggy]

loooooklerr

[dosraider]

summon chainsaw

[Tervez]

As Kal An Mani In Corp Hur Tym

[Blood-Pigggy]

spell fails, there is no way that's possible asstard do you even know what happened in ultima 9

[Tervez]

You're right.

VAS CORP BET MANI

[Blood-Pigggy]

don't do that! lord british is immune to it and we'll be stuck with him for all eternity

[TheChosen]

*hides the sandlewood box from Pigggy*

[Tervez]

Given his condition, I'd say he wasn't smoking the stuff in the box, he probably pulverized the Crown of Lord British, mixed it with the Shards and rubbed it directly into his eyes.

[dosraider]

This application has encountered a critical error:
Exception: 0xC0000005 (ACCESS_VIOLATION) at 001B:00604D73
The instruction at "0x00604D73" referenced memory at "0x00000054".


http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/9890/bluett8.th.png (http://img529.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bluett8.png)

[Icewolf]

This game has taken it's toll on me
Piggy said Goodbye too many times before.

[_r.u.s.s.]

icewolf that diplomacy attempt failed big time, i'm casting frost nova on you now

[Lulu_Jane]

That means I automatically win for not playing WoW.

[Blood-Pigggy]

nub, dat shiit first appeared in wc2, lul u nub

[TheChosen]

http://www.microsoft.com/library/media/1033/technet/images/archive/winntas/tips/techrep/bsodb_big.gif

[_r.u.s.s.]

hotlinking check, FAILED

[Tulac]

I see your 20 and raise 5

[dosraider]

One more round and I'm outta here.
:mad:
UR all sandbagging.

[Tervez]

I could kill you in seven seconds. Maybe five.

[dosraider]

That's 4.99 secs too long ........ UR too slow.

[Tervez]

Too slow? I killed Asmodeus in one hit! What can you kill with just one hit?

[Blood-Pigggy]

balls

an at

[Tervez]

I claim this topic in the name of Sir Pwnsalot!

[Spoonman]

*press alt-F4 for extra weapons*

[_r.u.s.s.]

OMG U LIED U BASTAD IT TURN OFF MAI BRAWSER ___________

[Spoonman]

all your browsers are belonging to us now

[Eagle of Fire]

In Por Ylem
Vas Ort Flam
Kal Vas Flam
Corp Por
Corp Por


Burn baby, burn!

[AlumiuN]

Rook to D8

[Tervez]

I don't think that Candleja-

[dosraider]

Aida will analyse the situation.
http://www.postimage.org/Pqn4aCi.jpg (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pqn4aCi)

[_r.u.s.s.]

BOOBIES _________

[ysorian]

+4 BOOBIES of Mass Destruction! Seemingly neutral in alignment but ultimately Chaotic!

[AlumiuN]

Hehehe, neutral in alignment... *thinks dirty thoughts as usual*

[Tervez]

I heard that you like Kips?

Perhaps of a Mud variety?

[_r.u.s.s.]

pikachu, body SLAM

[Blood-Pigggy]

i body slammed your mom

[Spoonman]

is she a basketball hoop?

[Tervez]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

[bobson]

You have found a cookie. Do you want to eat

A. Yes
B. No

[dosraider]

If:
With chocolate: yes.
Without chocolate: yes.

[Blood-Pigggy]

i can't leave without my buddy superfly

[dosraider]

From now on you're prisoner 849, onboard of the spaceship Vortex Rikers.
You will enjoy your trip .........t'll the crash on Na Pali.

Then you'll meet the Skaarj, you gonna love them, really.
http://images4.hiboox.com/images/3508/ed108e27e99e30d89cfee89937761baf.png (http://www.hiboox.fr/go/images/divers/skaarj,ed108e27e99e30d89cfee89937761baf.png.html)

[Blood-Pigggy]

thy ass consumed

[ysorian]

My Disgustingly Cute Furry Thing will consume YOUR ass! :amused:

[Blood-Pigggy]

knee-deep in your ass.

[ysorian]

well... if u prefer it that way i wont argue :wondering: but i hope the critical tables dont come into play!

[bobson]

hmm, I'm suck here, anyone got a solution?

[Blood-Pigggy]

the shores of ass

[Tervez]

E1M8: Ass anomaly
E2M8: Tower of Ass
E3M8: City of Ass
E4M8: Unto the Ass

[Blood-Pigggy]

Knee-Deep in the Ass
E1M1 - Asser
E1M2 - Nuclear Ass
E1M3 - Ass Refinery
E1M4 - Ass Control
E1M5 - Ass Lab
E1M6 - Ass Processing
E1M7 - Ass Station
E1M8 - Ass Anomaly
E1M9 - Military AssShores of Ass

E2M1 - Ass Anomaly
E2M2 - Containment Ass
E2M3 - Assery
E2M4 - Deimos Ass
E2M5 - Ass Center
E2M6 - Halls of the Ass
E2M7 - Ass Vats
E2M8 - Tower of Ass
E2M9 - Ass of MysteryAsso

E3M1 - Hell Ass
E3M2 - Slough of Ass
E3M3 - Assemonium
E3M4 - House of Ass
E3M4 - Unholy Ass
E3M5 - Mt. Ass
E3M6 - Assbo
E3M7 - Ass
E3M8 - AssensThy Ass Consumed

E4M1 - Ass Beneath
E4M2 - Perfect Ass
E4M3 - Sever the Ass
E4M4 - Unruly Ass
E4M5 - Ass Will Repent
E4M6 - Ass Thee Wickedly
E4M7 - And Ass Followed
E4M8 - Unto the Ass
E4M9 - Ass

[_r.u.s.s.]

oh my fcuking god. one more bishop and i give up. seriously, i will give up

[Tervez]

I await inevitable taunting.

[Spoonman]

I just took the secret door from E3M7 to E4M9 and now I feel ripped :mad:

[dosraider]

Need more FARP sites, I'm low on ammo and fuel.

And whilst I'm asking, need some extra Hellfires to.




And Stingers.


Damn Sovjets.

[Blood-Pigggy]

you need a type-95 to defeat all those panzers trust me

[_r.u.s.s.]

hahaha omg you noobs, you just have to bribe the bartender in minas tirith, that's the whole trick

[ysorian]

bah! im mates wif Zifnab... he tells me everythin i need to know! :noworry:

[Blood-Pigggy]

hell on ass

[Tervez]

Resurrection of Ass

[_r.u.s.s.]

lol my ass has better necromancy skills than you

[Blood-Pigggy]

Negromancer.

[Spoonman]

Ass Of Fortune (gold)

[bobson]

You have found a four leaf clover.
<eat clover>

Your Luck has been raised by 2 points.
<go south>

You have found 100 000 gold pieces.
<take gold>

The Big Red Dragon caught You on stealing his gold. He kills You with one stomp of his tail. Lucky You - You didn't have time to suffer, You died instantly.

Load Game?
YES ..... NO

[Blood-Pigggy]

eats ur gold now that u dead eats dragon
dies in diabetic coma i win

[TheChosen]

I win. .

[TheChosen]

Okay okay! I didnt win.

Sheez.

[Tervez]

You see a donkey named Ass.

[Halindir]

Ass has an owner, his name is Butt, Butt also has a friend, this friend is named Plug

[_r.u.s.s.]

people while you have been doing nothing and improving your charisma, i bought myself new cannon and it's so gonna own you

[TheChosen]

"You wait"
"Time passes"
"Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold"

[Blood-Pigggy]

"Attack Elrond"
"You have died"

realtime textbased revolution

[Tomekk]

"Draw Uber-Flame Sword(+10)"
"Attack Blood-piggy" -> "20 points of fire damage"
"Blood-piggy uses magic: 1 h4t3 n00bz!" ->"Miss!"
"Cast spell: Roasted Piggy on Blood-piggy" -> "9999999 points of fire damage"
"Blood-Piggy is rosted!" -> "You have found an item:Roasted pig"

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Blood-Pigggy]

lol nub this is no pvp

[Tomekk]

"in this game you play the game

go" No rulezz ^^ Besides your just greedy that i 0wn3d you :D

"Eats Roasted Piggy"
"Vitality +5, Strenght +5, Fat +200"

[dosraider]

//================================================== ===========================
// Behemoth.
//================================================== ===========================
class Behemoth extends Brute;

#exec TEXTURE IMPORT NAME=Brute2 FILE=Models\Brute2H.PCX GROUP="Skins"

function GoBerserk()
{
bLongBerserk = false;
bBerserk = false;
}

defaultproperties
{
WhipDamage=35
RefireRate=0.50
bLeadTarget=True
SightRadius=2000.00
Health=500
Skin=Texture'Skins.Brute2'
DrawScale=1.30
TransientSoundVolume=6.00
CollisionRadius=68.00
CollisionHeight=68.00
Mass=500.00
}

[Tomekk]

Tomekk (lvl 61, Human, Barbarian, Chaotic Good) spots the Behemoth.

Behemoth (lvl 250 beast)
|\
|| (<-mouse)

"Clicked on Behemoth:" -> "Options: Examine"
"Examining Behemoth:" -> "Ohh sh............."
"Clicked on Behemoth:" -> "Options:Run Away!"
"You run away from the Behemoth!"
"Behemoth attacks!" -> "5000 brute damage!"

"You have perished!"
Respawn?
YES
:rolleyes:
NO

[Blood-Pigggy]

lol nub never played this game and acts like he knows rules no pvp or ban

[Tomekk]

Geez, it says you play a game, why are you such a pain? I don't know putting ASS in all the Doom1 maps is really like a game, right?

[Blood-Pigggy]

no nub u play THIS game u want get banned i got server u no play on unless u play pvm or pvq u know

i tell them that u send and u know follow rules causre u send gam.

u want to know well know u do

[Tomekk]

Great, now plz speak with grammar so i can understand...

[Halindir]

*Crushes both your skulls with a pair of AAA batteries*

[Blood-Pigggy]

rules

suck it down

[ysorian]

-shies away from Blood-Piggy's character as it seems to have an inordinate obsession with ass and suckin it down-:wondering:

and a bit of a dominatrix feel

[Tervez]

Iddqd! Iddqd!

[Blood-Pigggy]

i can't leave without my buddy SUPAFLY

[Tervez]

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

[TheChosen]

SMAAAAASH!

[Tomekk]

KaBooooooooooooooooooooooom!

[Bobbin Threadbare]

I just started playing this game and I already lost. :(

[TheChosen]

I'l bet 50 dollars on the Little Red Shoe.

[dosraider]

Incompatible version of Dusk.unr.
Can't connect.
:confused:

[Blood-Pigggy]

Daikatana.cfg

:MakeThisGameNotSuck; 0

[Spoonman]

I ate a shroom and now I got one up :o

[dosraider]

That does it, switching to AP ammo.
Someone's gonna get hurt.
:mad:

[ysorian]

-hands dosraider some APDS rounds-

Fancier and hurtier! :amused:

[Blood-Pigggy]

Welcome my son. Welcome to the Spleen
Spleen Spleen
Spleen
Spleen

[AlumiuN]

Wouldn't it be closer to 'Welcome to the MaSpleen"? Damnit, get your syllables right before I show you where your solarplexus (http://www.xkcd.com/64/) is. (Hint: Not your spleen. I hope.)

[Tervez]

Blood Pigggy is hit in the pancreas! Critical hit!

[Blood-Pigggy]

No, maspleen is not a word cretin.

[AlumiuN]

Spleen -> Chine
Ma Chine -> Ma Spleen

It's ma spleen! I blame poetic license.

[Blood-Pigggy]

Maspleen = gay

[_r.u.s.s.]

i bomb you both guys for mentioning a private public torrent tracker

[Blood-Pigggy]

Torrent of feces.

[TheChosen]

Rocket Lawnchair!

[AlumiuN]

ROCKET SPLEEN!

[Blood-Pigggy]

ROCKET SPLEEN!

.........................................

[AlumiuN]

That constitutes theft!

[Tomekk]

ROCKET POWAH!

[Tervez]

Ion Cannon Charging

[Blood-Pigggy]

mo' jiggies mo' problems

[AlumiuN]

Mo' r&b mo' bleeding ears :lynch:

[Tervez]

New announcement: Use of any smilies in this topic will be met with a summary execution and a 50 credit fine. Have a nice day!

[AlumiuN]

That's almost racism! :lynch:

[Halindir]

*uses aimbot*

[pieboblol]

OMG U IS HAX0R!!!!!!!!11 :pissed:

TheChosen was here!

[AlumiuN]

Hahaha, you got your ass edited, dude. Edited.

[Blood-Pigggy]

You referred to gangster rap as R&B dude, that's fucking retarded. I roll dice and fail my saving roll.

[AlumiuN]

I roll and hit you in the eye, before the dice rolls back and gives me a 20 - instant win.

[Blood-Pigggy]

Placing a comma after "eye" changes the context of your sentence to "I roll and hit you in the eye" being an event that prevents you from rolling a 20.

You fail the saving roll because of poor grammar.

[dosraider]

First I'll kill one or more of your thieves, take his/their money and use that to buy me some food and incense.
Then I'll head to the north of the village, enter the shrine and ask a monk to bless the essence.

[Tervez]

I'm just selling these fine leather jackets.

[TheChosen]

Il give you this carton of milk and two green crayons for the vest.

[arete]

I see your vest, and raise you a bridle for the Unicorn.

[TheChosen]

I see that were having a competition here.

Il call and raise with one Arete.

Now you have to gamble me for it

[arete]

I click a villager to gather wood and build an archery range to conquer you with.

[TheChosen]

Il rob some good swords from the local weapon-shop, give them to my friends and raid your village.

[arete]

All your base are belong to me. So my laser cannon owns your starship first.

[TheChosen]

Il sent a poker player to your town. He'll gamble with you, until you suddenly get five aces. He claims that you are a cheater and shoots you with his derringer.

[AlumiuN]

And then my M1A1 Abrams tank rolls over the hill, over your pitiful little civilization, off into the sunset and far away.

[_r.u.s.s.]

dude you cheated by using too many turns. you're banned

HAIDUKEN

[Blood-Pigggy]

Russ, print your dad that website.

[AlumiuN]

Blood pigggy, print yo momma that website.

[bobson]

AlumiuN, print Your cat this website :tiger:

After that The Cat will gain +2 to constitution and +1 to dexterity.

[AlumiuN]

My cat already has max dexterity, as the scratches on my face testify to.

[Tervez]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s172/Tervez/WorldWar2.gif

[Tomekk]

OMFG that is the funniest .gif i ever saw :D

[Blood-Pigggy]

edit: oh noes

[Tervez]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s172/Tervez/Hax.gif

[Blood-Pigggy]

stop posting gifs that are like ten billion years old with gay internet humor

[Bobbin Threadbare]

stop posting gifs that are like ten billion years old with gay internet humor
Agreeing with this.

[Tomekk]

stop posting gifs that are like ten billion years old with gay internet humor

Stop being an asshole then.

[AlumiuN]

On another note, GIFs cannot be ten million years old. As far as I'm aware, monkeys had no GIFs, only FIGs. If it was FIGs you were thinking of, then I agree.

[dosraider]

^banned for agreeing.


WHOOOOOOOOooooooooooopppppsyyyyy..............
Wrong sub again.
Sorry folks.
:embarassed:

[AlumiuN]

^ Banned for posting a ban in the wrong forum

Dammit.

[Tervez]

You may have defeated me with your extremely witty comments... but I will return, and then the forums will run red with the blood of those who dared to defy the power of the GIFs!

[Blood-Pigggy]

dumb fags who're taking this seriosollyoyoy = go die

[Tervez]

Any person who has taken this thing seriously has probably died of brain malfunction already.

Also, gingerbread is neither ginger nor bread. Discuss.

[dosraider]

Is discussing now.

[Tomekk]

Microsoft Self-Discuss Program Vers. 2.10

Discussing
------------------------------------------- 100%

Fatal Error. n00b detected in topic.

[Blood-Pigggy]

i failed discussing roll
dm is unfair

[dosraider]

__________________________________________________ _

* Tomekk logs out.....
Microsoft Self-Discuss Program Vers. 2.10

Discussing
------------------------------------------- 100%

Success.

__________________________________________________ _

* Tomekk logs in.....
Microsoft Self-Discuss Program Vers. 2.10

Discussing
------------------------------------------- 100%

Fatal Error. n00b detected in topic.

__________________________________________________ _

[AlumiuN]

Microsoft Self-Discuss Program Vers. 2.10

Discussing
------------------------------------------- 100%

Fail - Microsoft program detected in system. Launching nuclear warhead in general direction of user.

[Tervez]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s172/Tervez/Microsoft.jpg

[AlumiuN]

Yep. Except that you know that they're there. 'Cause they'd be spamming you with 'Update me' and 'The system has recovered from a serious error' windows.

[Tervez]

I ask you, would you like me to post more pictures? I may or may not care about your answer.

[dosraider]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/7793/nopicho5.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Bobbin Threadbare]

I hate Microsoft because it's cool to hate Microsoft guys!

[Blood-Pigggy]

thread needs expention

[AlumiuN]

http://www.abandonia.com/files/members/1/1496-thumb.png :rocket:

[Tervez]

In case you don't remember, posting smileys in this thread is treason, and is punishable by a summary execution and a 50 credit fine. Please report to the nearest termination center. Have a nice day.

[AlumiuN]

It doesn't look particularly smily to me. And anyway, read Section 124.i Part C - 'Smileys are acceptable when used to deface Blood-Pigggy's avatar'.

[Tervez]

The correct form of that rule changed 25.8 seconds ago. You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you for your co-operation.

[_r.u.s.s.]

i'm up for pvp, my character maxed out rocket launching

[AlumiuN]

:rifle: http://www.abandonia.com/files/members/1/3653-thumb.jpg

[Tervez]

This terminator marine will escort you to the termination center. Thank you for your co-operation. Have a nice day.

http://homepages.ihug.com.au/%7Etezzajw/cyclone.jpg

[Blood-Pigggy]

everyone is banned

[Tomekk]

You have lost 5million xp, and all of your stats have been lowered to 0. All of your items and gold have been dropped for the n00bs, to pick-up.
GAME OVER!
Retry? No. :rolleyes: Quit.

[AlumiuN]

http://archive.gamespy.com/articles/september02/mech4mechs/4s.jpg

And my Hauptmann Battlemech steps on Tervez's marine, 'bans' Blood-Pigggy to a wall, and shreds Tomekk's n00bs.

[Tomekk]

And I call all of the 57(with 120 minions) Diablo 2 friends of mine to own your battlemech, and establish this folder as a stronghold.

[AlumiuN]

And my Battlemech destroys them all within a minute and jump-jets into your stronghold, crushing you under 95 tons of metal.

I win.

[Tomekk]

I hack into your game, making your mech completely useless!

Your rank:H4xx n00b

[Tervez]

Impossible. This game cannot be hacked. It is unhackable. Please refrain from claiming to be able to hack this game. Because it is impossible. To hack this game. Is impossible. Have a nice night.

EDIT: Hello. I just hacked into your post to proof that youre wrong. Have a nice day.

[TheChosen]

^Read again

[_r.u.s.s.]

this is the second time that chosen cheats, i'm not allying with him

[Tomekk]

SPAM detected.
_r.u.s.s.exe has been quarantined.
File scanned.
Scanning shows evidence of mass-spam.
File deleted.

Have a safe and spam-free day.

[_r.u.s.s.]

this is actually a game

[Tomekk]

An unlicensed command has been detected in x98x-3420.
Activation Spy-Ware Terminator.
File _r.u.s.s.cfg has been terminated.

[Blood-Pigggy]

yall obviously don't understand the rules, everthing you say in a post happens to you and ONLY you

[dosraider]

yall obviously don't understand the rules, everthing you say in a post happens to you and ONLY you



WTF is you? A new member? Poor you.

Tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

[Tomekk]

AbanadoniaCraft, the ultimate RTS experience.

Server:this game.

*Your warriors(1337forum Troopers, Dismembered Zealot(Level 10 Hero, Raider)) have engaged the enemy(Blood Pigggy(Level 10 Hero, Avatar), RuleZZ Squadron))*

[AlumiuN]

And my unhackable Hauptmann mech stampedes through and obliterates you both while smoking its trademark cigar.

[Tomekk]

This server is utilising Anti-MechHackz v0.9.
Your IP and Mech has been immediatly banned and the game has been restored.
Have a nice day!

[Tervez]

While it may seem that TheChosen edited my post, it was, in fact, me. I reassure you, you cannot hack this game. Also, TheChosen is a mutant traitor who will be apprehended and executed shortly. Have a nice day.

[Tomekk]

Comrade TheChosen is a filthy and disguisting traitor of the ForumLand, and shall be dealed with shortly.

[Tervez]

Would there be a chance that Citizen Tomekk-R-GLO is familiar with the roleplaying game called Paranoia?

[Tomekk]

No Comrade. The only Paranoia I played is a very good mod for HL-1.

Comrade TheChosen has been deported to N00beria, well he must do hard labor for 5 years.

[dosraider]

Arf arf arf arf that hurts. :(
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9049/arfarfae9.th.png (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=arfarfae9.png)http://img261.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)
I'LL BE BACK. :flame:

[Blood-Pigggy]

there are so many posts of people KILLING THEMSELVES IN HERE

rules - this shit happens to you and you only

joke - casting ultima armageddon spells funny because YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT DIES EXCEPT IN THE GAMES IT KILLS THE WHOLE WORLD

dumb fags stop turning this into the fun game or stupid kill the poster above you game

pathetic losers

*rolls die* i rolled a ten that's the same number of years i spent in a turkish prison with turkish hackers who hacked the pentagon for five cents