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Old 14-10-2008, 05:31 AM   #11
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you search the lizard mans body you see something shining around its lower bowels you grab it and in doing so it releases gas that makes you want to go to the toilet, you run back to the bathroom and shut the door you sit on the toilet, and unleash a massive fart that engulfs the castle and you then notice that the princess, being a heavy smoker has a still lit cigarette, the castle explodes the wizard dies but then again so do you. you do not live to fart another day. you then proceed to throw your computer out the window and in the heat of the sun it catches fire and the fire spreads to the house. you die, again

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Old 14-10-2008, 02:15 PM   #12
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WHERE ARE THE OPTIONS MISTER_qweqwe__
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Old 17-10-2008, 04:19 AM   #13
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lol sure i added them (sorry) and i cant edit any more so here they are... #1 resurrect but sacrifice one body part....... #2 possess the body of your evil grandmother #3 bug everyone in the afterlife until you get sent back to earth (sorry if there all together but my computer seems to do that)
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Old 20-10-2008, 07:22 PM   #14
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#3

You annoy God, Allah, and all the other big boys up high by your incessant farting. You've stunk up the heavens with your internal combustibles for the last time, mister! Someone, you don't know who, places their big boot on your backside and pushes you out of heaven.

You fall, and fall, and fall, with no ground in sight. So long do you fall, that you eventually get hungry enough to eat a horse. Unfortunately, there are no horses.

Your choices:
1. You gnaw off your left arm. You're bleeding badly, but you're not hungry any more. With the ground just in sight, you decide to take a much needed post-lunch nap (partly brought on by the loss of blood), and zonk out.
2. You remember your days in midevil boy scouts, where they taught you to suck on rocks to stave off hunger. Looking in your pouch you don't have any rocks. Or do you?
3. You don't eat. Instead, you, lacking nutrients to survive, pass into a deep sleep, never to awaken again. After falling for a few millennia, you are picked up by a band of maurading body snatchers, who reanimate your body and use it for nasty puppet shows.
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:12 PM   #15
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decided the #3
after they cacht you,you are obligated to do whatever than they say,including run like a dog or say "i am a N00b with a microphone.
After you do all these stupid things,you see than the door on the front gate is open,what bert should do?
1:
go and run tto the door open
2:
pee on one of your catchers,because he is distracted with a beutiful old lady....yuuk!!
3:
pick up the paralyzer-metal-electrical and kill everibody like the "old good times"
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Old 13-01-2009, 12:08 PM   #16
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You pick up the paralyzer-metal-electrical and kill everybody, peeing on one of your catchers and run through the door.

You find yourself in a cage room with about 50 people trapped in the cages. 5 of them are dead, 10 are sleeping, 15 are driven insane and the rest are playing bert the barbarian.

The warden stands up and says "Oi, you little thief, don't move!".

What should our hero do:

1)Open the cages and release the prisoners,
2)Open one cage, get in, close the cage and play bert the barbarian,
3)Attack the warden with the tazer.
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Old 13-01-2009, 09:06 PM   #17
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Y chose #1
After Bert release the prisioners,those ho were mad attack the guard as crazy dogs.
after all these-discusting-things happens you look up and there is a window with metal barrs,and then bert look down and he see a few of coins.
What Bert Should do:
#1
Pick up the coins and eat it (boy,he is hungry)
#2
Brake the window and escape
#3
Eat The paralizer-metal-electrical
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Old 14-01-2009, 01:25 AM   #18
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2.

Bert finds he can't break the windows, so he somehow knocks out a guard and takes his metal knife. When he get outside, he sees a big moat. Does he....

1. Attempt to build a raft

2. Swim across

3. Try to find another way around.
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Old 14-01-2009, 12:21 PM   #19
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1#
After Bert builds his improved raft he das acount than there is no sea,at least,those coins were yummy.
He uses his knife for kill one of the guards,with that dead man (mmm....yummy..mmm...)he looks at the front gate is open!!
he across the side and wacht than you are in a mountain-cloud-pizza!!
then!! Bert decide....
1#
Throw yourself to the ground (perhaps maybe is just a dream because you eat that rotten horse)
2#
Eat a part of that mountain-cloud-pizza (he is starving!!)
3#
Pick up his raft and make some mountain-cloud-pizza-ski!!
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Old 15-01-2009, 11:45 AM   #20
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(Although it didn't make much sense...)

2. Bert starts eating the mountain cloud pizza but finds out it's only an illusion. He's trapped on a mountain with his sword, knife and tazer. He sees far away the castle and the road. Looking at the stars he finds out he travelled back in time to yesterday, and you are playing bert the barbarian again! You go to the road. There are three ways into the castle: the heavily guarded front gate, a window (it has a light on the other side suggesting someone's in there), or you could scale the wall up to the roof. What should bert do?

1. Attack the gate guards
2. Enter through the window
3. Scale the wall to the roof
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