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Heh, I know that one

[zbarilec]

DOS For those who remembers

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[Iron_Scarecrow]

A butcher is 5 foot 11 inches tall, what does he weigh?

Meat.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Ahhhh it's so bad.

[mouse31e]

A Polar Bear walks into a pub and says to the barman "I'd like a pint of....
....
....
....
....beer please?

"Big pause" says the Barman

"I've always had them!"


(It loses a little in the typing, but say it out loud a few times and you'll see how funny it can be!)

[Iron_Scarecrow]

I do not get it. At all. Tried saying it ten times still dont get it. :blink: :blink:

[mouse31e]

paws!

[mouse31e]

The bear leaves a big pause!

"Big pause(paws)" says the Barman

The bear says "I've always had them" (referring to paws)

I feel its starting to lose what humour there was in the joke!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Oh. LOL LOL LOL LOL

I get it now I had misread it. For some reason I thought the bear said "big pause" and the barman said "I've always had them" and that confuzled me, then when you said paws that confuzled me even more, cause I didn't make the connection between pause and paws.


:blink: :blink:

LOL LOL
Now this was funny, even more than the joke

[Sebatianos]

Hey - how did the jokes thread get so far behind?
Time for a new joke I guess!!!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a snake?
A barbed wire!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a tiger?
Don't know either, but you better run!

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an elephant?
The Nobel prize!



OK - I didn't say the jokes are going to be good, I just wanna keep the thread alive and kicking!