28-05-2008, 09:04 PM
|
#1 | ||
   Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wilmington, United States
Posts: 2,660
|
Poemz
Walzi
me lik wallz. me buy at discount price discount price me buy wallz me buy new siding me house is now good Walzi II walz is good but wallz get old wallz get new wallz wanna buy some wallz Walzi III walz be gettin dirty walz be gettin sexy walz be gettin down walz be gay Walzi IV baby walz done left me baby walz be fallin down baby walz be gay baby need new walz Walzi Interlude i have seen your face it has muscles in it and stuff there are also people with the name capricorn but i have not met them they are gay you are looking fine jerry please buy some jam jam smooth jam baby jazz smooth jazz lets sit in an elevator smooth elevator to the sky to my eye poke that five hundred degrees celsius welding iron in my iris baby Walzi V: The Return walz been gone but now walz back gone done to walmart buy walz fifty percent discount lifetime warranty expiration date never walz be good And now for the backstory sequences, please hello. Walzy 0: John's Perspective I have walls on sale for a fraction of the regular market cost. If you add in an extra twenty five percent we can set up your building's framework as well. Necessary erection of the walls will not be performed by John's Walls and Walls. Please direct all complaints to our customer support department. Walzy 00: Customer Support Hello sir, I bought your walls and the twenty five percent additional cause for your workers to come set up the frame. But the work was very shoddy and your employees all rudely objected to my sexual advances. Please tell your employees that all men have special desires. It is not bad to be gay. Walzy 000: Rebates Sir we are aware you also sent in a rebate that has expired fifty years ago. But on your complaint, I do not rightly understand, did our employees make sexual advances towards you? Walzy 0000: Noir No, I discretely removed my clothes in order to establish the proper mood for a surprise orgy. Most of the employees attempted to put my clothes back on and I did not want to. I want to see these men fired, as they have caused much distress. Walzy 00000: Histories I am sorry, we cannot help you with your problem. Walzy 000000: Somebody, please And I am truly sorry as well, for this poor excuse you call customer support, good day - bastards. The Walzi 2.0 Walzii Twas the third day of the second rising that I placed my forethumb on place of his cranium, the spandex muscle Daddy he said yes? let's go buy some walls. Yes we will go buy some walls. Walziir then. at an eclectic pace of elasticity we relocated our presences to the store. parking lot - maintenance department an individual organism. come - help I could not extract the metaphysical location of the paradigm of the walls, so I ran and my son fell behind i heard him releasing the bulbous superstitions of past fears and sorrows in a pixie cup crying ponies Walziiro tinny the voice said we have a lost child lost child echo in my ears lost child speak your salacious whisperings of audacious audacity be you my child? Dingos I found him afterall. there you exist in a state of perpetual being i said to the continuation of my metaphorical self, the creature that spawned from my loving practicality now we shall buy wallz. Sadly, W. L. Cornsmith died from cholesterol hula hooping before he ever completed his controversial and sexually arousing series of poetry. He will always be remembered as a lawn gnome that waxed your windows even if you payed him not to.
__________________
Youtube Channel - http://youtube.com/user/BloodPigggy My Site - http://sites.google.com/site/eyenixon Last edited by Blood-Pigggy; 28-05-2008 at 09:08 PM. Reason: Poor spacing lost the elegeance of the prose. |
||
|
|
|
28-05-2008, 11:48 PM
|
#2 | ||
  Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Opole, Poland
Posts: 14,276
|
Oh noes...
Piggy, when did you last take your meds?
__________________
 "God. Can't you people see I'm trying to commit a crime against science and nature here?" -- Reed Richards |
||
|
|
|
|
29-05-2008, 12:02 AM
|
#3 | ||
  Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Derry, United States
Posts: 465
 |
Quote:
__________________
|
||
|
|
|
|
29-05-2008, 12:40 AM
|
#4 | ||
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wilmington, United States
Posts: 2,660
|
Those are some pretty serious accusations you're throwing around right there.
__________________
Youtube Channel - http://youtube.com/user/BloodPigggy My Site - http://sites.google.com/site/eyenixon |
||
|
|
|
|
29-05-2008, 03:56 AM
|
#5 | ||
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Amerika, Netherlands
Posts: 429
|
Wallz? What. The. F***.
And it wasn't even sexually arousing.
__________________
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
-Terry Pratchett Last edited by Kugerfang; 29-05-2008 at 04:23 AM. |
||
|
|
|
|
29-05-2008, 04:24 AM
|
#6 | ||
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Praha, Czech Republic
Posts: 3,273
|
As wonderful as W. L. Cornsmith is, he will never be anywhere near as great as the blind wordsmith, Thaddeus Crumblepump III.
And that is all.
__________________
I have vestigial adventure elements |
||
|
|
|
|
29-05-2008, 06:25 AM
|
#7 | ||
 Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Turin, Italy
Posts: 1,043
|
...
 ...Now i can see the romantic side of the wallz! (but, please, stop it!! Or, at least, start writing about something else... like traffic lights, for example! :nuts: )
__________________
|
||
|
|
|
|
29-05-2008, 11:56 AM
|
#8 | ||
|
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wilmington, United States
Posts: 2,660
|
Infidel.
words.
__________________
Youtube Channel - http://youtube.com/user/BloodPigggy My Site - http://sites.google.com/site/eyenixon |
||
|
|
|
|
29-05-2008, 12:07 PM
|
#9 | ||
   Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Zagreb, Croatia
Posts: 1,867
|
I like Splenda better.
|
||
|
|
|
|
29-05-2008, 01:51 PM
|
#10 | ||
|
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 506
|
I'd say "someone is bored" :laugh:
|
||
|
|
|
Linear Mode
