12-12-2004, 03:33 PM
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Another little bunny joke (with three different endings):
A rabbit walks in a hardware store and says: Give me a ton of carrots! Selesman: It's a hardware store - we don't keep carrots. Next day the rabbit comes back and says: I wanna ton of carrots!!! Salesman: It's a hardware store. We haven't any!!! Again next day the rabbit comes to the store: Let's have that ton of carrots. ending 1: Salesman: WE HAVEN?T ANY F**KING CARROTS. IF YOU DON?T STOP THIS NONSENCE I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL!!! But the very next day the rabbit comes in again: I'd like to buy some nails please. Salesman: Oh sorry. We're fresh out! Rabbit: Then just give me a ton of carrots instead. ending 2: Salesman: We really haven't any. After the rabbit leaves he thinks - if that guy really want's all those carrots it would be a good buissines move, so lets order some. Next day the rabbit wolks in again: Do you by any chance have a ton of carrots? Salesman: We sure do! Rabbit: How the f**k are you going to sell them? No one will come to buy carrots in a hardware store! ending 3: Salesman: WE HAVEN?T ANY F**KING CARROTS. IF YOU DON?T STOP THIS NONSENCE I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL!!! The rabbit comes back the next day and again asks: Can I havee a ton of carrots? The salesman grabs him by the ears and nails him to the wall (a nail in each ear). The rabbit looke around and sees a crucefix on the wall with Jesus on it. Rabbit: Damn man, how many carrots did you want? |
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13-12-2004, 09:13 AM
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What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff. What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it breath. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :blink: Where do I get these crappy jokes. :blink: |
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13-12-2004, 09:28 PM
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Joke of the day!
Now that we moved to the new server it's required for the DSN to refresh - until then some people can't log in! Kosta - or lord and master is currently unable to visit the forum! the only way for him to come to the forum would be to lock all of us out! |
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13-12-2004, 09:57 PM
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick! What's green and has wheels? Grass (I lied about the wheels)! |
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13-12-2004, 10:18 PM
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How about we end the trend of bad jokes and we actually try to put some humour back in this thread?
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13-12-2004, 10:19 PM
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A couple are lying in bed. The woman turns to the man and says,"I am going to make you the happiest man alive." The man says, "I'll miss you." LOL
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14-12-2004, 08:08 AM
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14-12-2004, 08:12 PM
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What's the difference batween chicken and elephant???
None, they are both yellow...cept. elephant! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL |
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15-12-2004, 03:02 AM
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A man walked into a bar and said "ouch"
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Football's not a matter of life and death ... it's more important than that! Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing!  |
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15-12-2004, 06:31 AM
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An old one - and better if told (so just read it loud to someone who's near):
What's better then roses on her piano? Tulips on my organ. |
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