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Old 20-10-2006, 05:22 PM   #1
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I don't know if this have been done before, but i figured i'd put this up.

What is the funniest quote or the funniest statement you've read?, it can be on a forum,videogame, anywhere as long as it's somewhat clean and not insulting.

I'll go first, it was a random post on the Gamespot Forum by Buggmeat:


I just ate a whole tub of Cool Whip, and it wasn't one of those small one's either.I'm talking about the family size bucket here.Now my pancreas hurts and my vision is blurred, but i think it was worth it as long as nothing else goes wrong.




Right in the middle of a very long, heated, neverending argument...priceless.
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Old 20-10-2006, 06:21 PM   #2
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A quote from someone:

I am right 95% of the time, so I don't worry about the other 2%...

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Old 21-10-2006, 01:23 AM   #3
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One my friend told me, perhaps not the funniest ever but close enough - "9 kills in a row on Quake 3 - God. 9 kills in a row on Unreal Tournament - Butcher. 9 kills in a row on Counter Strike - you get booted from the server for hacking."
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Old 21-10-2006, 01:40 AM   #4
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I was looking through wikiquote a while ago, and managed to come across the article Last Words. I didn't really want to read through all of it, but one good one was by Terry Kath, who shot himself in the head. His last words were "Don't worry, it's not loaded..."

BTW shouldn't this be in the games section?
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Old 21-10-2006, 01:18 PM   #5
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This is just the best thing ever!!

- You know you live in 2006 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Old 21-10-2006, 03:22 PM   #6
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Punisher @ Oct 21 2006, 03:18 PM) [snapback]262729[/snapback]</div>
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This is just the best thing i ever!!

- You know you live in 2006 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Old 21-10-2006, 04:32 PM   #7
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In Fallout 1 and 2:

You: Hey Cody(?) would you like some powerfull metamphetamines?
You can hunt and kill your own food. Even other children."

Dr. Holiday:...either i am a sucesfull killer or a fair doctor, take your pick...

Sulik: We and I have de hole goin' through de middle.

Phyllis: Well, welcome to Vault City, fellow citizen. We don't see many new faces around here. I'm Phyllis. What's your name?
You: If I wanted to give you my name, I would have told it to you, "Sy-phyllis"... or whatever the hell your name is.

Harold: Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though.
You: You farted Northwest?

From the website It-He:

(About Thief, the game)

IDM: Shouldn't you be hiding those dead guards?
JPM: I don't know. What does "hiding" mean?
IDM: It's when you take their hides as a trophy.


From the Lazarus ( The remake project for Ultima V) forums:

"It still amazes me how almost all fans of the game seemed to think we were trying to simulate literal butchery of bandits rather than just getting their trail rations. You people are sick! Sick!"
-- Ian "Tiberius" Frazier, Lazarus project director

"So.. Uhm.. Are we getting the trail rations off the bear, rabbits, and deer too?"
-- TheHawk, Lazarus chief evangelist

"Cannibalism is the Ninth Virtue."
-- Ian

JPM: "So what's the mantra of cannibalism then?"
IDM: "YUM"


Long post, but I thought all of those were hilarious
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Old 21-10-2006, 07:15 PM   #8
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Um.... for renegade fans... the game although horrible.... has a GREATE multiplayer!
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I just remembered something here on this very forum that mighty midget said a while back, which made me laugh -

"10 mistakes of the 80's

1. 1980
2. 1981
3. 1982
4. 1983
5. 1984
6. 1985
7. 1986
8. 1987
9. 1988
10. 1989 "
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(troop18546 @ Oct 21 2006, 10:22 AM) [snapback]262742[/snapback]</div>
Quote:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(The Punisher @ Oct 21 2006, 03:18 PM) [snapback]262729[/snapback]
Quote:
This is just the best thing i ever!!

- You know you live in 2006 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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And if you haven't noticed, I quoted his post so this page will just get bigger.
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