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Old 27-09-2005, 10:29 AM   #31
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Old 27-09-2005, 11:39 AM   #32
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You sending me pictures of your self OMG?
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Old 27-09-2005, 03:45 PM   #33
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Here's a personal favorite of mine:

During an Archeology field work, there was this freshman kid who really annoyed us, especially the girls. Basically, he was a sex-starved pervert :not_ok:
One day, me and some other guys and girls were chilling out in one of the rooms, when that guy comes in and asks the dude next to me:
''What are you reading?''
The dude looks at me, I look at him, evil smiles, and we both answer:
''We cant't tell you. It is for initiates only'' :evil:
Basically, my friend has some interest in wicca, magic, etc. And he convinced the freshman we had formed a Necronomicon Cthulhu-worshipping cult named ''The Army Of Darkness''. LOL
''Cool! I bet you guys get laid all the time'', said the freshman.
*heheheheh* ''Yes, we do'', I replied. LOL LOL LOL
''What do I have to do to join you'', he asked.
''hummmm....we have to discuss that among ourselves. I'll tell you tomorrow.''

The next day, five of us (including me) planned what we were going to do. Our goal was to scare the hell out of that jerk so he wouldn't approach us anymore...

So one of us comes up to him and tells him:
''We decided to accept you in our cult. You will participate in one of our orgies and ask the Great Devourer to possess your body ''
''COOL!!!'' said the freshman
''Alright, tonight at midnight go to your room and wait for us there''

Before midnight, we got some guys to take him out to a bar and distract him. Meanwhile, we opened the door to his room and drew some fake magical symbols on the walls and a pentagram on the floor, and placed some candles and a dog's skull we had found at a prospection site.

When the freshman arrived, half drunk and possibly stoned, his room was all dark excepting the candles. We were there waiting for him, and told him:
'' At last, you arrive. The Great Devourer requires a sacrifice of blood, and you have been chosen.''
''WHAT?! But I thought I was gonna join you!''
''Yes...you will join us....in death...mwahahahahaha :evil: ''

We convinced him it was the greatest of honours to surrender one's life to the Great Devourer and asked him to sacrifice some of his blood by cutting himself.

Naturally, he refused, left the room terrified...and left us alone for good.
The following day, we tried to convince him it was only a prank, but it took him two years to realize that


Now that I think about it, maybe we took it a little too far...but it did the trick :twisted:
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Old 27-09-2005, 03:46 PM   #34
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I actually had to change my email account because of that kind of thing.

Two of my 'friends' signed me up for various playboy-related lark and the other signed me up for a www.page3.com email.

Arseholes...
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Old 28-09-2005, 01:01 PM   #35
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Oh well, I guess nobody liked my joke...
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Old 28-09-2005, 01:06 PM   #36
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nah, it was pretty fun. But it's either not true, or that guy is a complette J**a**.
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Old 28-09-2005, 01:22 PM   #37
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Originally posted by a1s@Sep 28 2005, 02:06 PM
nah, it was pretty fun. But it's either not true, or that guy is a complette J**a**.
It's true, I have witnesses. k: The guy was drunk and stoned. LOL
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Old 29-09-2005, 01:10 PM   #38
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Also very fun (requires a CLEAN toilet, a bowl, some cherrybombs *not handgrenades* some teeth (your own)and "Peperkoek" (this stuff looks like Sh!t when you chew it... or diarrea if you prefer) First, buy 4/5 of these and chew them all so they look like This. Put it all in some bowl and blow up the bowl in the clean toilet (or just paste it with a brush... Blow-up works better, looks more real) Then tell *victim* to clean the toilet... Usually people start throwing up just by looking at it...
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