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[TheChosen]

You know you have been using too much computer when....

You drive your car over the cliff and the first thing youre trying to do is to push "undo" button.

[Mighty Midget]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ May 27 2007, 11:25 AM) [snapback]291513[/snapback]</div>

You know you have been using too much computer when....
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... you get smutty patches for Morrowind :bleh:

[Lulu_Jane]

*bites her tongue*

[Japo]

Nah come on tell us

[Sebatianos]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lulu_Jane @ May 28 2007, 08:13 AM) [snapback]291651[/snapback]</div>

*bites her tongue*
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That sounds almost kinkey

[Himmler]

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"

[Dave]

[gregor]

here's one:


How the mad cow disease begun?

A reasonable explanation....

A female TV reporter was searching for clues as to how the mad cow disease broke out. So she asked a farmer:

" Good evening sir. We are exploring the reasons behind mad cow's disease. DO oyu have an opinion on this topic?"

The farmer looks at the reporter and says: " You know... a bull humps the cow once a year."

The woman (*blushing a bit*):
"Well, certainly, this is an interesting piece of information, but what relation does that have with mad cow's disease?"

Farmer:
"Lady, do know we milk the cows four times a day???"

The woman:
"Well sir, this is also an interesting thing, but could you get to the point ?!"

Farmer:
"But that's exactly what i am trying to tell you. Think about it! If i played with your breasts 4 times a day, and screw you only once a year, wouldn't you go mad as well?!?"

[Mighty Midget]

I can't remember if these have already been posted:

Q: What makes the sound "Woof!"?

A: A cat soaked in petroleum and set alight


Q: What makes the sound "Meow!"?

A: A deep frozen dog on a circular saw


Q: What makes the sound "moo"?

A: A cow, stupid.

[Grinder]

Nice, nice, nice. Keep 'em coming.