04-03-2009, 08:37 PM
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I am the next poster, but I think that thread is dead. *funeral music*
I wish that I had a Mac.
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04-03-2009, 09:54 PM
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Granted, but it comes without an operating system and all the Mac stores close.
I wish that New Zealand wouldn't enact such a dumb law (see AlumiuN's signature). P.S. If the thread I mentioned is dead, how come there was a recent post there by The_Lemming?
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05-03-2009, 11:21 AM
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Granted but New Zealand finds all of their internet cables cut and no one wants to repair them.
I wish that everyone at my workplace, except for me, drop dead. Last edited by El Quia; 05-03-2009 at 11:22 AM. Reason: correcting a mistake |
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05-03-2009, 04:33 PM
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Granted,they become zombies..
I wish be a awesome Goalkepper |
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05-03-2009, 04:40 PM
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Granted, but the FIFA change the rules and now the goal has to be done by kicking the ball into a basket and the responsibility of the goalkeeper is to count the points from outside the field
I wish I had curtains at work |
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05-03-2009, 07:12 PM
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Granted. Your job responsibilities are modified. Your new duties are as follows:
1. Receive a truckload of flattened animal carcasses scraped off of the highway the previous day. 2. Skin these carcasses. Remove the hair from the skins and tan them. What you do with the meat, bones, and organs is up to you. 3. Sew the tanned hides into beautiful curtains. 4. Evaluate strategies for synchronizing competencies in order to increase shareholder value. Now get to work! I wish I wasn't allergic to whatever it is in the air that I'm allergic to.
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05-03-2009, 10:52 PM
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Granted,all the world becomes allergic,except you,and the people start hating you.
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05-03-2009, 11:46 PM
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Granted, and you remain that way forever with no way of reversing your wish!
I wish someone would continue the story in the supposedly dead "Abandonia: Aftermath" thread.
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06-03-2009, 11:01 AM
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Granted, but it is continued in real life, in a really nuclear devastated world
I wish I had a month of vacations |
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06-03-2009, 06:03 PM
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Granted, but they are all vacations to the middle of the Sahara Desert, and since airline regulations forbid liquids, I guess you won't be able to bring a canteen.........
I wish I had a million dollars, tax-free, with no inflation.
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