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Old 20-04-2007, 05:14 AM   #1
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I got this Nigerian letter today:

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Mr Moses Dans.
The Account / Audit Manager
African Development Bank (ADB).
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
PRIVATE PHONE +

Dear,

I presumed that all is well with you and your family. Please let this do not
be a surprise proposal to you because i got your contact information from
the international directory in few weeks ago before i decided to contact you
on this magintude and lucrative transaction for our future survival in life.
Moreover, i have laid all the solemn trust in you beforei decided to
disclose this successful & confidential transaction to you.

I am MR. MOSES DANS, The Account / Audit Manager of our bank and i have had
the intent to contact you over this financial transaction worth the sum of
THIRTY THREE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS($33,000,000.00 ) for our
success.This is an abandoned sum that belongs to one of our bank foreign
customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash disaster
since few years ago.

Meanwhile i was very fortune to came across the deceased file when i was
arranging the old and abandoned customers files in other to sign and submit
to the entire bank management for an official re-documentation and audit of
the yearagainst 2007.

Be informed clearly that it was stated in our banking rules and regulations
which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the
period of 4 years started from the date when the beneficiary died, the money
will be transferred into the treasury as an unclaimed fund.

As a honour and advantage bestowed to our foreign customers base on the
rules guideing our bank, it was stated obviously that if you are not a
Burkina Faso citizen, you have the absolute authority to claim the fund
despite your differences from the country of origin of the deceased. So the
request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and
transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the
NEXT OF KIN to the deceased.

PERCENTAGE RATIO: note that 35% being (US$11,55,000.00) will be your share
in respect of your assistance and account provide for the tranfer, 55%
(18,150,000.00) will be my share being the pioneer of the business while the
rest 10% (US$3,000,000.00) will be used to install a joint company in your
country which will bear our name in particular and whatever profit made out
from this company will be used in helping the less privileges, mothrless
babies home and charity organization in the world.

If you are really sure of your trustworthy, accountability and
confidentiality on his transaction, contact me and agree that you will not
change your mind to cheat or disappoint me when the fund have getting into
your account. Besides you should not entertain any fear because i am sure of
the success as an insider in the bank ok.

Please reply with the assurance, include your private telephone and fax
numbers necessary for effective and easy communication in this transaction.
As soon as you reply , call me through my private telephone number indicated
above so that i will let you know the next step to follow in order to
finalize this transaction immediately.

I expect your urgent communication.
Yours sincerely.
Mr Moses Dans. [/b]
I tought about sending some email to this guy and "play" with him for a while.

So, what should I do? Should I ask him to sent a Wii to me?
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Old 20-04-2007, 07:06 AM   #2
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheChosen @ Apr 20 2007, 07:14 AM) [snapback]287619[/snapback]</div>
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So, what should I do? Should I ask him to sent a Wii to me?[/b]
Sure. And don't forget to put virus.exe and some DDOS-program in the mail-attachment. k:
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Old 20-04-2007, 08:20 AM   #3
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Tell him that you feel lucky that you're chosen for this, and that you will gladly help him. You should ask for E-mail correspondence because you tried calling that number and the line was broken and that communication between Burkina Faso and your phone line is impossible, therefore there is no need to disclose such information. Then wait for further instructions.
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Old 20-04-2007, 08:21 AM   #4
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In the same style as 419baiter.com, explain to the guy that you run an art gallery and accept artisitic submissions, which will be considered then paid for (huge amounts of course) then ask him to carve you a life size model of a Wii out of wood.

Don't worry that he says he is an accountant, he will conveniently "forget" that he is, or will have an "artist friend" that can help your gallery find the artwork it needs.

remember, he must pay for shipping, and you will pay him after your galleries "board of directors" have approved of his creation


Or just string him along with no particular purpose, after all, the more time he spends on your emails, the less time he is spending actually stealing other peoples money.
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Old 24-04-2007, 01:20 AM   #5
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Dude, don't answer him.

You're gonna get scr3w3d.
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Old 24-04-2007, 07:18 AM   #6
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Now I think he's mixed up. I sented him a mail and said that "I cant co-operate with him unless he sents me a picture of him having sex with a corpse". Thatl teach him.
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Old 24-04-2007, 11:15 AM   #7
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I hope for your sake he isn't desperate
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