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I have this lovely desktop atm:
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18-06-2011, 12:03 PM
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19-06-2011, 03:52 PM
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24-06-2011, 01:40 AM
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what the hell is wrong with those demotivators in broken english?
also, halindir, i envy you your dual screen so much
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24-06-2011, 12:29 PM
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Attention kids, keep out (though we all know you won't)
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24-06-2011, 03:05 PM
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Seek out the World Editor at Buttock Hill.
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24-06-2011, 03:08 PM
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Her butt looks like two world war two sea mines.
"So...you have an antique ordnance fetish? *reloads* I do!" 
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24-06-2011, 05:08 PM
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Don't forget to load it with salt
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24-06-2011, 07:39 PM
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Ever heard of Mexican Arseholes? You sniff the salt up your nose, down the tequila and squirt the lemon in your eye. No, I have no intention of trying it, although little brother and friends thoroughly enjoyed it ten years ago. Just had problems getting the salt out their noses the next day...
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24-06-2011, 10:20 PM
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Well I was thinking more about it burning in the bottom if one is shot there with salt loaded into the gun. Used mostly for unwelcome visitors, doesn't hurt much but is very unpleasant you can imagine.
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